Miss Celyn,
Why thank you! In actuality, Trog is a fun name for ourselves. I haven’t quite nearly finished the site yet, but basically, TROG is the colloquial name for our circle of friends. “Totally Reliant On the Government”. Seeing as how we’re a bunch of pilots and engineers, it fits. Hail Trog to you!
Tripler
This is absolutely pathetic.
IOW, y’all rock;)
[sub]I’m just happy because I’m married online . . . ah, Palmyra in the morning . . . :)[/sub]
5 cents for a date is cheap. At the store they are like $5.00 lb.
Being the control freak I obviously am, I can’t help but make up rules as we play:
No minors. In the state I live in (and the SDMB is based) the age of consent is 18. I feel no overpowering need to get on the evening news, it being the November sweeps when they’re hot for this sort of thing.
No married folks. I don’t have time to be called as a correspondent in anybody’s divorce.
That said, go back to your fun. Kellibelli, where is it that you live that leaves you so far from the other dopers? It can’t be any worse than Tripler’s Minot AFB!
iampunha, these virtual marriages don’t last forever. We’ll see you again–SOON!
tiggeril, tell us more about yourself. As your virtual father it is my job to marry you off and get you out of the virtual house as quickly as I can!
No thanks, I’ve already got one. 
Anybody from Sunny South Africa frequent this board? I could use a date from somebody I get to ‘meet’ first.
One more blind date and I get a free Alsation.
Now wait a minute, dadzone. I am tig’s virtual mother, and she is welcome to live at home AS LONG AS SHE WANTS!
Monster104, too.
I hope you don’t have a problem with this? I love and adore my virtual children, and will be a SAD ScottiMom when they decide to “leave the nest.”
Hey dropzone a couple of things… Are you going to set us up or will we just send stuff to who we think we’d like to talk to? And are you gonna kick me since you put the age limit at 18? Right now I’m still 17 but that’s gonna change in 7 days.
But I’m so lonely. 
Oh, I not strict like dropzone. Minors & married women are okay with me 
For free you might get suggestions of good matches, that being something some people don’t seem to be able to do on their own. Some of the other yentas on the board are welcome to make their own suggestions, BTW.
Come back in a week, jailbait. Sheesh, just what I need–a charge of international pandering.
Well, since dropzone started this thread for my poor pitiful self, I supposed I must share the gory details.
Here’s what I look like on a good day. Here’s what I look like on normal day.
Age: 35
Sex: Yes, please.
Orientation: Straight
Marital Status: Single, never been married. No kids. Two cats, one dog.
Occupation: Software Engineer Geek, but I don’t like to talk about geek-stuff when I’m not at work.
Location: The exciting NW suburbs of Chicago, though born and raised a south-sider.
Religion: None. Don’t care what his affiliation is and expect the same courtesy.
Interests: Just hangin around and BSing with my friends - if it weren’t for recuperation time and potential brain damage due to excessive alcohol consumption, a ChiDope every weekend would be to my liking. I like going into the city for theater, to go to a good restaurant, have a few drinks, wander around, just enjoy the city. I love to travel and like to have one overseas trip a year, minimum. My dream vacation is an African safari. Used to be a voracious reader, but got out of the habit. And of course, spending too much time here at SDMB.
Looking for someone who’s honest, compassionate, knows what he wants, has a twisted sense of humor, knows how to use his tongue, and who isn’t intimidated by an intelligent, successful, assertive woman with big tits. A calming influence would be nice, as I tend to be rather manic at times. I am looking for serious fun leading to a LTR, and would like to lower my score on purity tests. And of course that elusive quality known as “chemistry.” I would consider marriage, but it is not a goal. I would consider having kids, but it is not a goal.
::waits for line to form::
In the spirit of boredom, and getting this thread back on track, I’ll list some things about myself.
27/female
Work for Blue Man Group. Before that, personal assistant. Before that, HIV/AIDS counselor. Before that, bartender/student/model/actress. Before that, embryo.
I’m snarky. Yeah, even if I like you, I’m pretty snarky.
Stupidity makes me cringe.
I like soup.
Is that enough?
Thank you! It’s about time someone pays attention to our needs! Ladies, lets just say that I don’t mind dropping the Franklin if you will appreciate it!
Tripler
It’s cold here. I need someone to warm me up . . .
Seeing as how I’m not up for a long distance relationship, I have a problem. Dopers living in the Chicagoland area have already met me and know me via ChiDopes. They already fear me. There’s nothing I could post here to make a positive response
Ignore Jophiel’s self-disparging remarks. He’s real nice, if enthusiastic, nice looking if you go for the skinny waif look, and your grandmother could beat him bowling. Hell, MY grandmother could and she’s 25 years dead.
I haven’t met ya yet, Joph. I’m sure there’s some other ChiDopers who haven’t, either. So you’ve still got a shot.
I would sign up for this, except that no one would take me because they all know I listen to country music.
Guess I’ll sign up as it looks like I’m being blown off yet again. (and not in a good way:( )
Male
30
6’2’
#250 blnd/grn (I said blu in the height thread but I checked and it looks like they changed again!
Chicago N side
divorced
two (non custodial) kids
Hey nymysys, what do you do for BMG? I vaguely recall hitting on a BMG employee at either Cullen’s or Gunther Murphy’s last year. IIRC she was a stage manager/prod. mgr/sumthin’ like that. Brushed off so hope it wasn’t you.
I love to cook ( hurts the diet tho!)
And my biggest character trait as told to me by a long time friend is
“you are the most reliable person I have ever met and will do anything for someone you hardly know!”
This after driving 125mi to pick up said friend’s girlfriend whom I had not met so they could spend the weekend together.
I’m looking for someone to hang out with, talk to, explore the city together, and generally be good friends.
Benefits wouldn’t hurt either;)!
Well, I am married, but that’s no reason not to browse the singles.
name- Ray Brandle
age- 25, almost 26
sign- Sagitarius
location- California, Sacramento area
Status- married, 2 kids, in a physically open marriage
I have an avid interest in history, and do SCA. I like to read, play around on the net, and do my SCA stuff.
I work as a Batch Cycle Monitor.
I have brown hair that I am growing long again, and have a bit of a belly, but I’ve started going to the gym to try to get rid of it… no-carb diet, here I come. That, and I’m gonna start up with my martial arts again…
ISO - a smart female, with an open mind. looks are secondary, but I will be honest and say that they do have some bearing… a nympho model that’s a member of MENSA would be perfect… heheheh
However, since I am married I expect that this is as effective as a flat snap at a war door…
As do I
