I expect we’ve all been in a situation with a person or persons who would didn’t understand the concept of conversation. Maybe they felt they had to fill the silence. Maybe they found their own lives so endlessly fascinating that they had to share. Maybe they were nervous talkers. Maybe they were just jerks.
It’s tough when it’s your boss, an older relative, a customer, or someone you need to maintain a relationship with. Those are the times you pretty much just grin and bear it, or fake a heart attack. But it’s equally bad when it’s a social situation where you have no easy escape.
Not too long ago, I met such a person. From what I’d learned about her before we met, I thought we might become friends. After all, we were fairly close in age, she was educated, and we seemed to have similar interests. Unfortunately, she would not shut up! She might interrupt her monologue long enough to ask a question, but I soon discovered it was just her way of steering the conversation to something else she wanted to talk about.
“Have you ever been to <place>?”
“Yes, we were there last summ…”
“I LOVE going there!!! We try to make it every year, sometimes twice a year, and we always stay in this adorable little inn run but the dearest fellow from <country> - we traveled there 3 years ago and happened to be there during <famous event> and I swear, I’ll never forget it. The crowds were <and on and on and on>”
It got to the point where I had to turn to the person next to me and ask a totally unrelated question in the hopes of silencing the chatterbox. Yeah, right… I was so grateful when another of the party managed a version of “Oh, will you look at the time!” and suddenly everyone had some place to be.
Similarly, many many years ago, my husband and I went out with another couple - I worked with the woman and I thought an evening out would be fun. I didn’t realize that this couple had a schtick or twelve. They’d launch into these routines that were obviously part of their repertoire and we were expected to laugh appreciatively. The only thing that saved us was I was heavily pregnant, so I could legitimately beg fatigue and end the evening a bit early. Otherwise, we might have remained a captive audience for several more hours.
More recently, a man was coming over to see my husband, and he was a talker - master of tangents. We agreed ahead of time that after about 10 minutes (the man was just dropping something off) that I’d stick my head in the garage and say “Honey - your mom is on the phone!” That was a stroke of genius!
Have you suffered similar situations? Did you discover a way to escape before you screamed “SHUT THE F*** UP!!!” and started throwing things? Have you used technology or an accomplice to make your escape? Have you ever directly addressed the individual? Any tips to share?