Okay, I can deal with the fact that you treated me like shit, and I just took it. I can deal with the fact that you dumped me via a dear John letter. I can even forgive you for cheating on me with that little fucker, but if you ever, EVER come near my fucking girlfriend again, I swear to god that SUV is going to hell in a handbasket.
I don’t care if you were actually trying to run her down, or just scare the shit out of her, I just want you to get the fuck out of my life. You dumped me, and I don’t care if you think she’s “good enough” for me you two-timing psychopathic little fucking trollet. BUD THE FUCK OUT. Perhaps you didn’t notice the last few times you came in contact, but I’m the only thing keeping her from beating you without mercy, and I’m not even sure why.
So, to recap
- Leave me alone
- Leave my girlfriend alone
- Hi Opal
Simple fucking instructions, and though I know you’re not too bright, I still think you can manage to follow them if you try really hard.