So, I mentioned in MPSIMS that after 3.5 years together, Sniffs_Markers gave me The Speech. You knwo the one. “I love you , but I’m not in love with you. I find you very attractive, but I’m not attracted to you. I don’t think of you in ‘that way’. It’s not you it’s me, let’s just be firends, blah, blah, blah, blah.”
M’kay, fine.
But while wallowing in self-pity, it got me to thinking of Dumpings Past… Anyone got one that’s really original? Most of mine are of the humdrum, garden-variety dumpings. Like the Suddenly Not Calling Anymore in the Hope that You’ll Just Go Away method.
Nothing really good. And I haven’t creatively dumped anyome either.
The most original dumping line I ever got was about 5 years ago, with “Crayons, I love you. You are all I have ever been searching and wanted in a love of a lifetime… I want you to leave me.”
Regale me with tales of creative dumpings! Please, give me something more interesting than my most recent heart-wrenching end of spousalhood – I need a good story.