** What do USAnians spend their change on?
Should I give give exact change at a store?**
Why not donate it to change.org?
Separated by one:
** Frozen bathroom pipes?
Frozen pipes in bathroom help!!!
**
Yes!! Need Answer fast!
**What’s up with Liz Cheney?
Same problems in Australia
**
You’ve got a Liz Cheney in Australia, too?
** How Cold Is It?
“My advice would be for people not to climb into appliances”**
But it’s warmer in this refrigerator. 
This is the reason humans are going to go extinct
They may turn Wonder Woman into Supergirl
… and face her genocidal Amazonian wrath!
**Is there anything a hot woman can say that will make men not want to fuck her
Tell me about Buffalo, NY
**
Funnier if you’ve actually lived there.
** When you married, did you think about who would die first?
What should I look for in a vacuum?**
Extra-large capacity. You won’t regret it.
** Who came up with variable twist wire?
Seals Balancing Balls**
They’ve also got great advice for investing in hedge funds.
**Is there anything a hot woman can say that will make men not want to fuck her
Grumpy old person rants
**
Y’ever notice how men always want to have sex? Why IS that, anyway?
**Geese rescued from frozen pond
Things that don’t work at 30 below
**
1.) Geese
2.)…
"Careful, your slip is showing" Suggestive?
Ask the Stripper!
She says there’s no need to tell her, it’s part of the show.
Is there anything a hot woman can say that will make men not want to fuck her
My transition to poly has been rough
Not a showstopper. A warning sign, maybe.
**Ask the Stripper!
How Cold Is It? **
It’s pretty chilly. Honestly, though, since I got the implants they pretty much always look like that.
If Space Expands,
How to tell if one person has two gmail accounts
That’s not how it works, silly. As the universe gets bigger, you just get more gigs of space in your account, is all.
**Juvenile delinquent taught at a university
Are you an expert at anything?
Do you have a problem with authority? **
Those were the interview questions, and they got the “yes” and “no” answers mixed up?
** Should hermaphrodites recieve legal status.
My transition to poly has been rough
**
I’d have thought just the opposite.
** Dennis Rodman forgets how to English
Same problems in Australia **
Yeah, I could never understand why “Crocodile Dundee” wasn’t issued with subtitles.
**Reducing a college thesis to 1 sentence
How Cold Is It? **
The 300 page paper on the effects of Niobium-doped Indium on superconducting quantum tunneling was a bit complex for the layman
** Please help. My 6 yo won’t stay asleep
My transition to poly has been rough**
** Is there anything a hot woman can say that will make men not want to fuck her
'Splain me “Income inequality”
**