** Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Women, do you sit with your legs open or closed? **
Homemade French Onion soup of the Gods
This is the reason humans are going to go extinct
The soup is people!
**Home remedies for Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Should I Insulate My Pipes? **
I don’t know how you’d do that…maybe just cut down on dairy?
** What is this ‘respect’ thing people get so het up over?
What is the best way for a male to spurn unwanted advances? **
I realize that “fuck off” has worked well for you, but not everyone likes the direct approach.
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Preparation for Healthy Living in a Basement
Funnier because the resurrection of the first thread involved an anecdote about masturbating where? In a basement.
**How Cold Is It?
Baby, it’s cold outside.
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Better if reversed, but you go to war with the Sequential Threads you have.
What does recovering from surgery feel like?
Effects of smoking pot
It’s better when you smoke pot. Actually, you might even want to skip the surgery part altogether, and just do the pot.
My transition to poly has been rough
Ever been caught masticating?
Yep, and my spouse really chewed me out! Get it?
Tonya Harding, 20 years later
How to Just Let Things Go?
Indeed, Nancy.
**Tonya Harding, 20 years later
no men will be dipping their wick in this crazy **
She must be getting lonely by now.
I have a really sore ball…
Ask the Transsexual Woman
You might consider her suggestion a trifle excessive, though.
**What little things did your mom or dad do that you realize now are big deals?
Paraglide skiing down Mont Blanc
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I asked Mom where Dad was, and she casually said he was on the Boards on the Hill, and would be home for dinner.
Girlfriend missed a pill, now her period is here 1.5 weeks early. How to proceed?
What little things did your mom or dad do that you realize now are big deals?
:dubious:
**I have a really sore ball…
OK, Line Up To Be The First In Your Neighborhood To Get Eyeball Studs!
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…and I can understand WHY it’s sore.
Emily Dickinson once referred to a tiger’s eyes as his “mighty balls”, I hasten to point out.
**Chicken in the living room
Ask the Transsexual Woman **
‘Can I see your cock?’
** Cheyenne Mountain : What protects it from a “mission kill”?
Bunches of bananas **
** You ever dream about dead people?
True story - trying to cheat at the game of life
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** Paraglide skiing down Mont Blanc
How Cold Is It?
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It is freakin’ freezing.
Wear your mittens.
Ask the Transsexual Woman
How Cold Is It?
“So cold that certain body parts froze off! Fortunately I wasn’t planning on keeping them anyway.”
Bill Nye the Science Guy vs Creotard Ken Ham
Brain mulch
At least creationist brains come pre-mulched.
**Is there anything a hot woman can say that will make men not want to fuck her
US Federal Eugenics Program **
<squeaks and shields crotch>