** My neighbor’s brightly glowing penises
Name that saint **
Umm…Peter?
**Grumpy old person rants
This is the reason humans are going to go extinct**
Since I know the OP of the second thread, I can confirm that it is indeed a Grumpy old person rant. 
Ask the Transsexual Woman
What does recovering from surgery feel like?
I imagine that particular question came up pretty much right away.
Utah judge strikes down same-sex marriage ban!
This is the reason humans are going to go extinct
It’s funny because it’s true.
**Pot vs. booze
Effects of smoking pot
What are some esoteric ways to manage type II diabetes **
**Baby, it’s cold outside.
Your ass tastes foxy **
My chestnuts are roasting on this open fire… I say it’s time to jangle those jingle bells.
That made me laugh more than it should’ve. 
no men will be dipping their wick in this crazy
Ask the Transsexual Woman
If she refuses too, then we’re out of luck.
Baby, it’s cold outside.
no men will be dipping their wick in this crazy
Militantly frigid.
Concussions. Why doesn’t the NFL pad the OUTSIDE of helmets?
Ask the Transsexual Woman
Huh. We did have a transvestite elephant-polo team here once, called the Screwless Tuskers, but I had no idea they’d branched out into pro football.
**Man with No Brains Arrested for Selling Same
This is the reason humans are going to go extinct**
** Foods you freaking hate that lots of others freaking love
Poll: Do you consider cartilage edible?**
It’s OK, but nothing beats deep-fried adipose tissue.
**no men will be dipping their wick in this crazy
This is the reason humans are going to go extinct
**
Even funnier if you read the first thread
**What do USAnians spend their change on?
Home remedies for Irritable Bowel Syndrome **
Mostly.
**Where’s North? Watch a dog poop. Comments?
Dog Poop Direction Grant
**
- You ever dream about dead people?
I’ve been searching for a long time …
Baby, it’s cold outside.*
Some Everly Brothers’ recordings just never made the charts.
What amenities and market solutions arise as a city grows
Chicken in the living room
** Ask the Transsexual Woman
Hey, I’ve been Membered!
**
** Orange is the New Black
Decade-specific fashions
This is the reason humans are going to go extinct
no men will be dipping their wick in this crazy **