Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads!

** Is there any realistic way to fight global warming?
Thinking of getting a sound bar for my TV… **

No sacrifice is too great.

** My neighbor’s brightly glowing penises

Ask the Transsexual Woman**

Yes miss, I suppose we can give you more than one … and make them fluorescent, too?

**It’s Iphone not iPhone

Similar technologies. One fails, one succeeds. **

Getting the capitalization of your product name right can count for a lot in business. The aPPle cORporaTion never quite understood this.

**What to do with the body of a dead pet

Help! My puppy wont stop biting me!
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AAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

Zombie Dog! Zombie Dog!
Get away from me! You’re already infected!

**It’s Iphone not iPhone

Similar technologies. One fails, one succeeds
**

Sometimes a single capitalized letter makes all the difference.

** Help! My puppy wont stop biting me!
Poll: CATS vs. DOGS**

Hey, Cecil frowns on push polling.

** Using bodies as sandbags
Seals Balancing Balls**

Don’t miss Cirque du Stalin - in fact, you’d better not if you know what’s good for you.

Why did the sun get hot?
Tell me about propane refrigerators

Burning fossil fuels causes solar warming.

** My neighbor’s brightly glowing penises

Well, that’s the most dodgy-looking logo I think I’ve ever seen in the wild…

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Read the second thread to “get it”

** Don’t people own the parts of their body?
Poop **

“Get away from there! That’s my shit!”

**Utah judge strikes down same-sex marriage ban!
Worthwhile projects. **

**Help! My puppy wont stop biting me!

Etiquette when meeting dog owners

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Rule #1: Don’t Bite!

** What is the best way for a male to spurn unwanted advances?
African Americans and Playful Accusations of Being Gay?**

Let us know how that works out for you.

** Bird to dinosaur
Why does the moon look so brown in the Chinese pictures? **

Dinosaur: SNAP

Well, that was one hell of a short conversation.

**They told me to get a life…
I love thrift stores!! **

Do you really want a life that you got at the thrift store?

Where’s North? Watch a dog poop. Comments?
99 message board words or phrases to retire in 2014

Yeah, I won’t miss those.

**Why should I Listen to 432hz Music?
Hearing Music in new construction house. **

It’s the music of the spheres! Or of the drywall. Or something…

** Where’s North? Watch a dog poop. Comments?
Poop [Curbing a dog]**

Programming is limited on The Poop Channel.

**What little things did your mom or dad do that you realize now are big deals?
Break the rules, then retire to avoid the consequences?

For those snowed in today…
Good jokes you’ve heard recently
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**Good jokes you’ve heard recently
Kim Jong Un croaked his uncle **

Bwaa!