…and the three-fer:
**Neutered Males as Pets
Ask the Transsexual Woman
[W]hat can We Learn From Obsolete Species? **
There’s something going on here/What it is isn’t very clear…
**The Celebrity Death Pool 2014
The Intro and the Outro **
More "outro’ than “intro”
**What caused the polar shift between Lincoln republicans and today’s modern republicans?
Multivitamins
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**Anyone else ever kick a nasal spray habit (or need to)?
Warning to all re Nasal Sprays **
Look out. Someone’s going to try to kick you.
** What Is The Rarest English Verb?
Has the word “Queer” been usurped by the Gay Community ? **
Careful, you’ll queer the pitch.
**Why is systemic poverty intractable?
Extra Terrestrial Life **
It’s The Little Green Man, keepin’ us down!
** What to do with the body of a dead pet
Extremely pissed over something very very small.
**
Sorry your microbe died.
** How much should I sell my laptop for?
Ask the Transsexual Woman
**
** Trazodone 150mg tablets
Coca-Cola Imported From Mexico**
Party!!!
**I had to put my horse down yesterday
Death by Intentional Drowning
**
How the hell’d you hold him under??
**What old horror movie should my friends and I watch?
I’m watching “It’s a Wonderful Life” for the first time
**
“Every time you hear fingernails on a blackboard, A Devil Gets His Horns”
** Death by Intentional Drowning
Getting rid of mealybugs once and for all. **
Wait! Come back! You’re supposed to drown the mealybugs!
** Incontinent elderly dog - any advice?
Help! My puppy wont stop biting me!
What you wish the afterlife would be like
**
It’d have NO DOGS.
Despite what that Twilight Zone episode had to say…
** Ever cheated in a relationship and why/why not?
Does using teledildonics count as infidelity?**
I don’t even know what you’re talking about, but it’s still TMI.
**Are the majority of gay activist shooting themselves in the foot?
Ask the Transsexual Woman **
Maybe a reasonable place to start…
**Carrying canned beer in checked baggage
Pilots: why would flights be canceled due to cold? **
I’m guessing it was Coors Light.
**Is “blind” a politically-incorrect word now?
Have you ever been caught masturbating? **
Yes. These days, when you catch someone masturbating, you’re supposed to say: “You’ll become visually challenged if you keep doing that”.
**Hw could you best exploit the ability to self-teleport?
Coca-Cola Imported From Mexico **
…
Profit!
**I had to put my horse down yesterday
So long, Olympus (?) **
You can’t even remember whether your horse’s name is Olympus? That’s quite the put-down right there.
My neighbor’s brightly glowing penises
Things you didn’t know were real til you were an adult
“Do you see what I see?”