Lol, yeah. I once had a girlfriend who kept insisting me to “tell me all the details of your job, I know it must be so interesting!” One day I finally gave in and I think she actually fell asleep a couple minutes into the explanation. Guess I should have included more stuff about SQL insertion.
** If you liked “The Thin Man” then you’d like?
Doonesbury**
And if you like hot fudge, you’ll love sushi. :dubious:
Always gets me fired up. SQL me, baby!
**Bringing a snowman to life
Ex-Lax brownies illegal? Prunes too slow? Have some gummy bears! **
That’ll get him running!
**Your favorite childhood gift
Those old Hershey wrappers **
**Foods you freaking hate that lots of others freaking love
Moon Dust in Beer **
Different kinds of humans
Ethnically Ashkenazi - what does that mean?
** If you liked “The Thin Man” then you’d like?
American Hustle - anybody see it?**
**What was your most unexpected Christmas present?
Bringing a snowman to life **
Bird Watchers
Car wreck
“Holy crap, it’s a spotted-ass warbler!!!” screee…SMUSH
Never ride in a car full of bird watchers.
** So the gf and I are having problems.
Adult woman in her 40’s who does not know “Amazon” also means female warrior -
**
Dump her and find a mate with more classical education.
What was your most unexpected Christmas present?
Extra Terrestrial Life
Remember, an alien is for life, not just for Gribsnorch.
So the gf and I are having problems.
What??? No MMP???
Well, if she doesn’t respect SDMB traditions, I can see that!
Whoopsies…when Santa forgets stuff!
There’s Rioting in Our Streets, Part 3
** Why is Santa fat?
Why are nipples pink?**
Congrats, you’ve just made the naughty list for Xmas 2014.
What to do with $1,000
USAicans-- do you tip your postal worker on Christmas Eve? If so, how much?
A tip is nice, but $1000 is a bit much.
** Is there any realistic way to fight global warming?
Why SNOW at Christmas?**
It’s a start.
** F-15 lands with one wing
What’s your greatest Thrift Store find?**
Next purchasing cycle, we go upscale and get planes with both wings.
Top 5 Sexiest Skills
Homemade cocktail bitters, syrups, and such
That’ll do it, yes.
**Ask the Transsexual Woman
What can We Learn From Obsolete Species?
**
like Women?
What to do with the body of a dead pet?
I flip the bird at the concept of evil
'e may have beautiful plumage, but 'es as 'ard as a rock, so in your face, evil!
** Neutered Males as Pets
Ask the Transsexual Woman
**
I am probably going directly to Hell for this. No offense to anyone – just the roil of the ST dice.