** Utah judge strikes down same-sex marriage ban!
no men will be dipping their wick in this crazy
I’m pregnant!
Mild health rant
Need Political Speech Topics **
There’s four right there.
** U.S. Authorties strip search Indian diplomat (female).
Uugh now I can’t come to your shop anymore, because you’re a RACIST!**
It’s OK, U.S. Authorities strip-search everybody. Stop by anytime.
** How do I schmooze the Jews?
Have you ever been mistaken as a prostitute? **
Dress tarty enough, and you’ll be popular with the Christians too.
** What to do in Kansas City?
Ask the Icebear (aka guy who visits brothels)
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Early harbingers of spring where you live
Stupid Republican idea of the day
Ah, the first stupid Republican idea of the season.
**If you know a porn star is dead…
Hot Dog!
**
…said the necrophiliac.
** Awesome feline battle armor!
The next time you find a clot of hair or a hairball . . .**
. . . better just shut up about it.
**What are the most ultra-hipster things you’ve ever seen?
DVD ear buds
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I don’t get out much.
**Please help. My 6 yo won’t stay asleep
The Butterfly-In-a-Box Effect **
“It goes to sleep or else it spends the night in the box.”
My cat just passed away suddenly
I got a new kitten today. So I guess I’m required to put pictures here.
Hah! What have y’all done that was so damn impressive this morning?
I resurrected a cat this morning! Beat that!
Awesome Feline Battle Armor
The next time you find a clot of hair or a hairball . . .
Pillow stuffing maybe, but armor?
**What are the most ultra-hipster things you’ve ever seen?
quarterly tax payments
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“And after my eyeball piercing and volcanic mud scrub, I made my quarterly tax payment.”
** Ask the guy whose girlfriend is marrying a woman.
What the bloody hell just happened with my nose? TMI**
Break-up not going too well, huh?
A conversation in Sequential Threads:
" Uugh now I can’t come to your shop anymore, because you’re a RACIST! ** "
" ** I’m prejudiced "
**Why don’t climate change deniers publish?
Squeaky shoes **
That explains everything!
The Most Unexpected Thing You Heard Today.
I farted and my laptop fan came on
**I’m pregnant!
Returning your rental car with a “full” tank **
Use whatever euphemisms you want, you’ll still have to pay child support.
** Disabled kids and public politeness
Where can we buy/rent a cannon? **
Miss Manners recommends anti-personnel mines.
** SSM: Now Utah. How long for all?
‘The fate of every successful species is to wipe itself out’**
Geez, Ms. Schlafly, chill out.
**What to do in Kansas City?
Taking a roadtrip in Kansas
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