Why Did They Call Alcohol ‘Water of Life’?
Ask the guy whose girlfriend is marrying a woman.
Why, is he heavily drowning his sorrows?
**Movies that when they ended you went “Whaaaaat?”
Lana…Lana…Lanaaaaaaaa!!! What???
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**What little things did your mom or dad do that you realize now are big deals?
Colorado, Marijuana, and You
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**Could you please spell my fucking name right?
The Legacy of Ariel Sharon
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You tell 'em, Arielle!
** Best way to re-heat chicken wings?
Computer that runs XP**
Better download some big porn files, it’s not running hot enough.
What little things did your mom or dad do that you realize now are big deals?
Colorado, Marijuana, and You
**Where can we buy/rent a cannon?
Please help. My 6 yo won’t stay asleep**
Go back to sleep, or mommy is going to have to get the cannon again.
Is there anything a hot woman can say that will make men not want to fuck her
My daughter is into something called Otep. Should I be concerned.
I can live with Otep.
Train third rails and electrocution
Girlfriend emotionally attached?
Emotional attachment to the third rail would probably do it, though.
’The fate of every successful species is to wipe itself out’
Stupid Republican idea of the day
Submitted without comment
** How does NSA ‘intercept’ emails, etc.
Computer that runs XP **
Especially if they wait until April.
Look three entries above yours.
Not funny, but weirdly appropriate:
Do you ever want to say fk this shit and give it all up?
So I Seem To Have Voluntarily Become Homeless
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** Philly Police warn public of perv on the loose…
Taking it Slow, Saying Hi
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He’s a friendly perv.
** Strange, outlandish, or totally stupid job interview questions you’ve been asked
Are you an expert at anything?
Where can we buy/rent a cannon? **
The first question is pretty reasonable. The second would make me wonder about their termination process.
**Dating Question
Where can we buy/rent a cannon? **
Um, that’s NOT what they mean when they talk about banging your girlfrield
Stupid Diet.
I farted and my laptop fan came on
Serves you right for downloading all that pizza.
** Why were Europeans able to create colonial empires?
Where can we buy/rent a cannon? **
Europeans didn’t have to buy/rent their cannons. They made their own. That’s why they were able to create colonial empires.
** What song do you want played at your funeral?
Breasts in the wind **
** Florida Movie Theater Shooting Leaves One Dead In Altercation Over Texting
I am somewhat afraid **
“Your heart monitor is beeping!” KA-BLAMMM
Yeah, the movie etiquette thing has gotten a bit out of hand.
Not sequential threads, but interesting thread title/dopername combo:
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Breasts in the wind
For You
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**Going to Paris. Need a couple of tips.
Breasts in the wind
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