** Road Rage: what to do…
Getting very confused about fruit as part of a weight loss program**
But it sure comes in handy on I-80.
What movies have you actually walked out of?
Smaug vs the Nazgul
Jackson’s gone too far this time! :mad:
**Tonya Harding, 20 years later
I am somewhat afraid **
**Ask the intravert who’s taking an improv comedy course
One Word **
Rutabaga?
**Old folks using McDonald’s as an old folks’ home. What would you do?
What’s your favorite F-Bomb? **
** I’ve been coughing up phlegm for 6 years. How to make it stop?
Is anyone here a practitioner of rootwork, Hoodoo, Chaos, or another strong magical tradition? **
“Phlegm begone! Ooga-chaka!!!”
That’ll be 50 bucks. Pay the receptionist on your way out.
** You’ve just been banned from the Straight Dope. Now what?
Move US State boundaries for fun and profit!
**
I’ll show you, you sunzabitches.
** General aviation folk: talk me down…
Breasts in the wind
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No, that’ll just keep him up there longer.
**Ask the intravert who’s taking an improv comedy course **
**So I Seem To Have Voluntarily Become Homeless **
Your parents were right - you should have gotten that degree to have something to fall back on.
**Why don’t climate change deniers publish?
Global Warming progressing far faster than previously thought
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Ohhhhhhhhh…
**Reasons guys like women to be fully shaved, other than pedophillia
Pit Bulls (continued) ( **
There is a passing resemblance, isn’t there.
**I can’t stand my mom, I don’t know if I should move though… ideas?
How embarrassing is living with your parents? **
Quite a lot, especially if you can’t stand them…
**Girlfriend emotionally attached?
Ask the guy whose girlfriend is marrying a woman. **
Well she certainly seems emotionally attached to someone, thing is, to whom?
**What do you want to happen to your body after you die?
Is anyone here a practitioner of rootwork, Hoodoo, Chaos, or another strong magical tradition?**
Seems like you’ve got plenty of options there, buddy…
I want to start by saying that only one of these reflects my own political beliefs.
Are you an expert at anything?
“Republicans,” what’s your take on John Kerry and Swiftboating?
That’s, like, the opposite of expertise.
Juvenile delinquent taught at a university
Stupid Republican idea of the day
Combines crime policy and education policy!
** Legality of dropping things into a volcano
Android stuck on “Emergency Call”**
You could just whack it with a sledgehammer. I admit that the volcano idea sounds more satisfying.
** Did the last ice age slow down our technological evolution?
Why don’t climate change deniers publish?**
Their fingers are still frozen to the keyboard.
:: canned laughter ::
Pit Etiquette, and relationships in other threads
You torture a 4 year old child to death? You bet I’m going to pit you, bitch!
“In retrospect, ‘Ask the Guy Who’s Torturing a Four Year Old to Death’ was perhaps not a good choice of subject for an MPSIMS thread.”
**Do you “pretend” to enjoy things for the benefit of your SO?
Why women lose appeal sooner than men **
They have more shit you have to pretend to enjoy.