Do you ever want to say fk this shit and give it all up?
Well the first bottle of Drano didn’t work. Now what?**
Might as well go on living.
Or, another possible combo:
**Well the first bottle of Drano didn’t work. Now what?
Miracle Water **
Bugger it! :mad:
** Urgent help. I am stuck
Girlfriend emotionally attached?**
No, with superglue. And it’s hell getting through revolving doors.
Have you ever saved anyone’s life under any circumstances?
How’d you like a poke in the snot locker?
Idiot! That was Hitler! :mad:
What does your partner call you in bed?
Introvert in Dorm
She also calls me that outside of bed. But only in my dorm. Otherwise, I’m “Introvert out on the street”.
**If you could would you dictate how other people live their lives?
Firing squads **
Lots of them. Some people would be on them, most would be in front of them.
** Best Way to Keep Owls Away from Yard?
Possible to know if eggs are free range or not?**
If you get dive-bombed by something with talons, they’re a bit too free range.
** Unusual gifts that you got at Christmas
My nephew has broken his back **
Neat. But nothing gets me in the holiday spirit like a niece going into anaphylactic shock.
**Wait…people develop characters here?
I’m Stan Brown’s Rig **
** One Word.
Questions Only
Free Association**
Huh?
** One of my cats died tonight.
Clumsy oaf! Now look what you’ve done!
**
It wasn’t my fault 
**2013 Oscars - the nominees are…
Marmite, vegemite, and now, CENOVIS! **
There’s a category for best yeast based product in a roll 
**Unusual gifts that you got at Christmas
The ‘Jelly Donut’ rock on Mars **
RIP James Gandolfini (Tony Soprano)
Who will they get to portray Chris Christie?
Man, he would have been perfect, too!
** How patient are you with strangers who want to talk when you don’t?
Woud you pay to be alive?**
That shuts 'em up fast.
**Why were Europeans able to create colonial empires?
Firing squads
**
**The bank made an error in my favor
Mid life career change **
To Tahitian beachcomber.
Well the first bottle of Drano didn’t work. Now what?
Mid life career change
“OK, screw this–I’m sick and tired of unclogging toilets for a living. I’m gonna go to law school!”
Who is the second greatest civil rights figure in US history?
Firing squads
The oppressors will be up against the wall come the revolution.
Clumsy oaf! Now look what you’ve done!
The ‘Jelly Donut’ rock on Mars
The bank made an error in my favor
So, how hot is it in Australia?