** WHy don’t US states that execute use carbon monoxide?
What happens if I buy a bunch of streaming movies on Amazon then I quit membership?**
In Utah that’s grounds for lethal injection. In Louisiana they just cancel your invite to the fais do do.
** Ghost ship full of cannibal rats about to crash into coast
Goodbye, Pat - Yet another depressing “I’m putting my pet down” thread.
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You can put 'em ALL down, as far as I’m concerned.
I think my pet rock is sick.
I fell really hard on my head today
** Teach me about the Iranian government!
Knock on the door after midnight, what would you do?**
“Sing many praises to the Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khameini, may Allah eternally bless him! And President Rouhani, most democratic of leaders!!
Oh, it’s you again. Dammit, when are you going to buy your own salt and stop sponging off my supply?”
Holy Crap! S&W introduces a .460 revolver.
wow, I saw a coyote in my backyard today!
Well, that’s serendipitous.
**Apparently female pubes are making a comeback
Interesting observation about female attractiveness and gender obsession.
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Bill Nye the Science Guy vs Creotard Ken Ham
People who divorce after decades together:why?
In this case I’m gonna guess religious differences
**Washington and Colorado Dopers…social changes since pot became legal?
Clutch Pedal Stays Down - VW **
I hear Colorado is a green mecca, and I’m going to get there if this frickin’ bus falls apart under me.
**I think my pet rock is sick.
Goodbye, Pat - Yet another depressing “I’m putting my pet down” thread. **
Guess you were right. 
**wow, I saw a coyote in my backyard today!
Holy Crap! S&W introduces a .460 revolver. **
Coyote hunting season!
The truly great threads in SDMB history
Like a Cold, Wet Squirrel Nose to the Balls
** Ex-Lax brownies illegal? Prunes too slow? Have some gummy bears!
Medieval Vignettes, or Amusing Tales of Ye Olde Times**
“And, not knowing that the gummy bears were Satan’s invention to vex the faithful, he consumeth a handful and lo! a volcanic eruption of foul-smelling feces did ensue, and we all did wax merry at his discomfiture.”
Things to avoid when making magic wishes
I think my pet rock is sick.
Yet another mall shooting
Well that was pretty embarrassing.
The Birds Part II
We Have Pigeon Eggs
Quick–run! Before they hatch!
**Will antidepressants work if you aren’t depressed?
I was thinking of trying Isagenix®
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** There’s Rioting in Our Streets, Part 3
We Have Pigeon Eggs**
But not for long.
** I think my pet rock is sick.
Well, there’s your problem right there–you filled the equipment room with concrete!
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“Dammit, Jim, I’m a Doctor, not a Bricklayer!”
**Like a Cold, Wet Squirrel Nose to the Balls
Ask the Transsexual Woman
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** Romans salting the earth after the 3rd Punic War. Fact or Myth?
How effective is salting the ground to prevent crops? **
Ask the Romans
** Poll: What is the Universe like, in your opinion?
It’s a man’s world **