It’s a woman’s world
After 5 PM Slip Brains Through Slot in Door
** Legal Question-illegal search finds a dead body
Annoying police by remaining silent**
“Say, how come the third degree ain’t workin’ on this guy?”
** What are these white splotches on my pillow?
Why does it feel so good to use cotton swabs the wrong way?**
:eek:
**You have one wish…
Global Warming progressing far faster than previously thought **
What a terrible choice. You suck at wishes.
**You have one wish…
“I’m having an affair.”, and more…
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But you’re improving.
**What to include on a resume
“I’m having an affair.”, and more… **
**It’s a woman’s world
It’s a man’s world
How does one choose a mattress?
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We’ll settle this once and for all!
** What are these white splotches on my pillow? (TMI?)
Trinity and Jumbo
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White splotches should be named.
** What NOT to include on a résumé
If you’re over 60, post a lot, and have a sick sense of humor, log in here
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Yeah. put it here, not in a resume.
** What is the most pain you have ever been in?
Words and phrases you misunderstood as a child**
Honest, I thought “Screw you, Momma” was a compliment.
** What to include on a resume
7,000-yr-old European had dark skin and blue eyes
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…and while at Amalgamated Stone and Gravel, I invented Fire.
**High School Memories
It takes an entire olive tree to produce one half liter bottle of olive oil! **
That was the week before we discovered what to do with the goat.
**Are humans a plague on the Earth?
Let’s explore the wisdom of publicly funded elections
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OK – I’ll concede that politicians are a plague upon the Earth.
**“I’m having an affair.”, and more…
Live in Seattle? I can see your house from here!
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we see you sneaking out your backdoor to that rendezvous!
** Animals that can swallow whole humans
Does the POTUS get any special training?**
Nope, Obama relies on natural ability. “John Boehner is here to rag on you again, Mr. President.” GLURP
**What NOT to include on a résumé
Good jokes you’ve heard recently
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try to resist the temptation, even if they’re really good jokes.
** I am sick of all these Gay Black Men!!!
VA attorney general refuses to defend gay marriage ban
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** What NOT to include on a résumé
High School Memories
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…unless they’re about your after-school jobs
** A&E suspends Phil Robertson over anti-gay remarks
I am sick of all these Gay Black Men!!!
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Well, Okay, but it seems kinda mild.
**The Celebrity Death Pool 2014
Is pool a sport?
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