**Why do mountain goats climb mountains?
Flood insurance
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“There’s no WAY I’m going to drown up here!”
** “I’m having an affair.”, and more…
The I Got Called Out During The Sermon MMP
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It’s always embarrassing to be called on your affair during the sermon.
**Poll: ET wants YOU
Theory On Why Most UFOs Are Saucer Shaped?
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Phone Home with your response.
What are your plans for watching the Super Bowl?
Make the soccer goal wider
**There’s Rioting in Our Streets, Part 3
Life without TV **
“They’ve pre-empted Dancing with the Stars?!? To the barricades, comrades!”
What happens to all the blow jobs after marriage?
Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads!
It’s almost as much fun, really.
**How good are you at estimating the passage of time?
Filing Taxes: That Was Fast! **
So… not that good?
**Is death by heroin injection an awesom way to go?
How to avoid student loan debt **
Some would say that it IS the less painful option…
** Are you the right you?
Ask the Transsexual Woman**
Let’s explore the wisdom of publicly funded elections
Vicious Dogs might escape leashes
Maybe not such a good idea, then.
**Do you have any unusual hobbies?
Is pee play common? **
** Do you take pictures of dead people?
A different kind of company loyalty question… **
“At this point in the meeting we’ll defer to this 8 by 10 photo of Bob for a decision.” …crickets…
**Spaceflight fatalities, could anything have been done
DIY Cremation **
** Two Fox News questions
Should I have to pay?
What insect made this, and why?**
First off, no you shouldn’t have to pay for Fox News. Secondly, Bill O’Reilly’s hairpiece was made by Australian orb-weavers and dyed to a suitable hue. It’s really quite natural-looking.
**Ask the Transsexual Woman
Moved: What if we did something different on Sunday morning?
Are you the right you?**
** why does my fart stink like pig shit?
Four major bankers have committed suicide. Conspiracy…or?**
Well, that’s one way to take out the 1%.
“No…please no…” PIZZRRRPPPPP “Aieeee!!!”
** How to get rid of an annoying pop-up?
Onanism in the military.
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Holy Crap! S&W introduces a .460 revolver.
Businesses are noticing the shrinking middle class
** “I’m having an affair.”, and more…
Are there sex toys for your pets?
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Hilarous/Embarrassing Moments With Your Children
Limits of Prostitution
Oops! Don’t be pimping out little Suzie.