** Do you take pictures of dead people?
How to avoid student loan debt **
“See, this photo proves that my husband Bob is dead and can’t repay his student loan - his eyes are closed and he’s, like, really pale.”
**Hilarous/Embarrassing Moments With Your Children
“I’m having an affair.”, and more…
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** Do you take pictures of dead people?
How long do I wait before I accept that he’s just not into me?**
There should be subtle hints long before decomposition gets underway.
**Are there sex toys for your pets?
Happy Birthday, Jasper Dog! **
How do you deal with loneliness
“Gentlemen” - Restroom behavior…WTF?
Hey, I was feeling lonely, OK?
**How bored are you?
“I’m having an affair.”, and more… **
** Any job that you will not do/are above doing?
#UpForWhatever**
I’m guessing the answer is “no”.
**2014 is shaping up to be a great birding year.
Seahawks parade
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Not very challenging, is it?
** I’ve got wood
The I Got Called Out During The Sermon MMP**
In that vein …
A gorgeous skyscraper
I’ve got wood
… Rule 34 is proven once again.
**Congratulations. I used to look up to you.
Woody Allen Is A Scumbag (rant) **
I never looked up to Woody Allen, but I love this one
**I’ve got wood
Bill Clinton fucked supermodel Elizabeth Hurley in the White House (says Tom Sizemore)
“I’m having an affair.”, and more…
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**Once you’ve got symptoms of a cold/flu…
Do people really bang on the ambulance door? **
LET ME IN! I’M SICK!
**What was one of the roads in life you chose not to travel?
Ask the Transsexual Woman **
Yes, a change was in order…
** I have an I. P. Freely example, IRL!!!
Irritating Habits of Cute Pets? **
He’s cute as hell, but I’m tired of replacing the carpet every couple of weeks.
** How bored are you?
Ask the Devil’s Advocate
**
“I’m bored!”
“No, you aren’t!”
** Irritating Habits of Cute Pets?
Speak to me only in Movie Quotes **
If that goddamn dog quotes Monty Python one more time, I’m gonna…
**Getting out of minor traffic violations: What can you say that usually works?
Ask the Devil’s Advocate **
Ok so let’s just say, hypothetically you know, that your radar unit WASN’T calibrated…then what?
Five-year-old Disney Channel star gets death threats
Woody Allen Is A Scumbag (rant)
Hey! Woody! Leave those kids alone!
** Irritating Habits of Cute Pets?
2014 is shaping up to be a great birding year. **
Yeah, our cat’s already left five different species on the welcome mat.