Ask the ER Doctor
I’ve got wood
And it’s lasted more than four hours! :eek:
Attention authors, writers, and journalists:
I made a mistake this morning
And I’m going to trumpet it to the world!
**I have an I. P. Freely example, IRL!!!
I peed in my pants. **
**An open letter to Pope Francis!
I’ve got wood **
And I’m sorry, Your Holiness.
**Your moments of “I see what you did there,” except nobody saw what you did there
I peed in my pants.**
I think we can close both those threads.
**Dammit I need dating advice.
Why do people embrace crazy? **
If they merely embraced crazy, rather than getting into full relationships with it, life would be better for a lot of people!
Things having a smart phone has greatly improved
Why are butt cleaning toilet attachments not more popular in America/the west?
Yeah, there’s no app for that.
**Synthetic or “chemical” smells you love
I like Thomas Dolby. What else might I like?
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Smells like…science.
**Is it true that The State of Virginia plans to make oral sex illegal for teens
When it’s warm on Mars
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Pray for Martian snow!
**I peed in my pants.
I’ve got wood **
You also have some issues…
** I’ve got wood
Gay Mountain **
** Good jokes you’ve heard recently
I peed in my pants.
**
Must’ve been a good one!
**I peed my pants
I have an I. P. Freely example, IRL!!!**
I swear, the “I peed my pants” one was created JUST for Sequential Threads!
** Vikings in India?
Who will win in an India versus Pakistan nuclear and non-nuclear war?
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The Vikings
**What happens to you when you die?
Cataract surgery **
“For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face.”
** Woody Allen’s wife Soon-Yi betrayed her own mother by dating her boyfriend.
Dammit I need dating advice.
Anyone miss their mom?
Dating opinion - “it’s raining”**
Are you sure that’s rain, and not tears?
**Is Cold Fusion Making a Resurgence?
When it’s warm on Mars
**
Seems like the perfect time for it.
** AMA: Former Walt Disney World Character Performer
What happens to you when you die?
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They get put into a big, colorful, felt-covered coffin with gauze eyeholes and an internal fan to keep you cooled. Then they get buried in a big, happy grave.
**What is irony?
Danish zoo euthanizes shealthy giraffe. Rage, or meh? **
It’s like RAAAAYAAAAAAAAYNNNN, on your wedding day/it’s a freeerrrrrriiiiiiyyyyyyaaayyyyyd, when you’ve already paid…
**Fictional worlds that make the least sense
Gilligan’s Island **
That answer makes sense.