Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads!

**Religion vs. Non Religion: Take 2

What if we did something different on Sunday morning?
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Why are hotel beds so high off the floor?
Stupid liberal idea of the day

Not content with raising taxes, they went and raised the hotel beds!

**Finally! Grammar is really useful!
Better than LSD **

Squarest anti-drug PSA ever.

**Utah judge strikes down same-sex marriage ban!
Gay Mountain **

Well, the preachers warned us it would happen if we didn’t ban it…

**An open letter to my local public radio station.

What bodily quirks/mutations/oddities do you have? **

Oh, you’re that listener…

** What happens to you when you die?

Snowmageddon 2014
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** What to do in San Diego?
What are your feelings about nuclear power?**

Well, it sure jazzes up the water skiing.

Do you feel pressure to “Do What You Love. Love What You Do”?
Stupid liberal idea of the day

Yeah, that sounds like liberals.

**What bodily quirks/mutations/oddities do you have?
The deadly art of butt-stroking **

You should see me do “the trick.”

Do you try to ‘keep up with the Joneses’?
What if you got a full scholarship?

Nah, they’d get a full scholarship *and * a $100,000 grant. It never stops with these people.

** stuff you should like, but are “meh” about

Songs that lists things **

It’s the end of the world as we know it/and I feel ‘meh’.

I almost got into a fight with my neighbor, suggestions?
Should I buy a circular saw or a table saw?

I’d say go full Fargo, and get the woodchipper.

**99 least-sexy words to use while making love to your lady
I have a giraffe’s pelvis. **

94 to go…

** 99 least-sexy words to use while making love to your lady
Snickers bar substitute?**

** 99 least-sexy words to use while making love to your lady
Finally! Grammar is really useful!**

**What bodily quirks/mutations/oddities do you have?

I have a giraffe’s pelvis. **

I bet you have trouble finding pants to fit you.

**I just felt my 1st earthquake!
Ask the Transsexual Woman **

Did the Earth move for you?

**The locker room, and homosexuality.
What Makes a Christian? **

**Which real world locales would you use in sci-fi/fantasy?
Mrs. Obama’s dress **

That would be a novel novel.

**99 least-sexy words to use while making love to your lady
What happens to you when you die? **

Yeah, that might kill the mood.