99 least-sexy words to use while making love to your lady
Are you narcissistic, machiavellian, psychopathic and sadistic? You might be a troll.
But you’re cute.
**Recommend some long-running horror movie series
Shreddin’ in the kitchen **
Servin’ up an all-you-can-shriek buffet of TERROR.
**Movies that upset you terribly
The Lego Movie **
I just went to pieces.
Treated differently after losing weight.
Decided to fast today and God I’m hungry!!
Eat something dammit!
**What Expensive Delicacies Have You Tried?
New Siamese Kitten
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I ate it with fava beans an a nice chianti.
** What optional things do you always get
New Siamese Kitten
So I Want A Smartphone- Help!**
Yeah, a smartphone makes a nice change from all those &*#! kittens.
** Ever tamed a possum?
House sparrows disappearing?**
Time to bell the possum.
** What happens if you pay off your mortgage at the end of your term?
Instant Death poisons
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So be careful about paying off that mortgage early!
** Pissing on toxic waste
Instant Death poisons
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Sounds as if it could be, at that
**Anesthesia mechanism
Instant Death poisons **
Trust me, you won’t feel a thing…
** Poll: What type of sexual are you?
Help me save my frying pan!**
On second thought, just stay out of my kitchen you weirdo.
Separated by one:
**99 least-sexy words to use while making love to your lady
“Decimated” - what is the word we really want?
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Sounds pretty non-sexy to me.
You don’t like pan-sexual people?
Good jokes you’ve heard recently
Ethiopian Airlines flight hijacked by co-pilot to Geneva
That pairing needs to hook up with the pan-fried semen thread…
20 wacky sex laws in the U.S.: Are you breaking any?
I have a giraffe’s pelvis.
That’s got to be breaking a law somewhere. :dubious:
**What if centaurs existed?
Poll: Is the United States the center of an empire? Has it ever been?
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What if the United States was the centaur of an empire?
**Am I too old to teach camp?
Ask the 25 Year Old with Dentures
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I don’t know. You’re only 25 years old, but you have dentures! But you’re only 25 years old…
** Potentially sticky romantic dilemma
How can you get a cheap or free shower in a city you don’t live in**
“Honest honey, she means nothing to me. I just visit her for the free showers.”
** Potentially sticky romantic dilemma
What if centaurs existed?
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Is it bestiality? Half-bestiality*? or just kinky?
*What if his name is Eric?
**“Decimated” - what is the word we really want?
New Olympic sports you’d like to see
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The Decimathalon