Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads!

** Movies that upset you terribly
Did Scarlett get Rhett back? **

Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.

**Ask the 25 Year Old with Dentures
I Cannot Burp **

Does burping make your dentures fly out?

**Poll: Most annoying theist arguments

What if centaurs existed?

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…and can God make a Centaur so big He can’t pick it up?

**help with this math question

Katie Upton’s breasts jiggle differently in microgravity. Why?
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Show your work.

** How much volume was in the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man?
Katie Upton’s breasts jiggle differently in microgravity. Why? **

There’s gotta be a connection here…or at least a porno movie plot.

**What exactly is required for a PHd in (Christian) Theology
Ayn Rand and the needy

**Asked and answered.

**To Suit Up or Not to Suit Up

Poll: Buying New Clothes

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**Ask the guy who lost 200 pounds in 9 months
Finding an aerodynamic shape
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** Who are the most unrelated people on Earth?
Bobsled/luge runners**

It used to be one big family, but they kept getting thrown off on the turns.

Damned Women
Snake-handling pastor dies of snakebite.

“:mad: If it weren’t for that hussy Eve, listening to that old Serpent…”

** What basic or simple processes/functions are actually difficult for you?
Ask the 25 Year Old with Dentures**

** Dark Pillars in My Vision

Plot holes in reality
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** Irritating Habits of Cute Pets?

Friendly stray cat - needs home

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**SDMB Believe It Or…(Weird Facts You’ve Learned Recently)

I Cannot Burp

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** Toddlers and Tonsils
Gas masks are freaking creepy. **

Yeah, screw the anesthetic…just tell the little tykes to hold still.

** Who collects the trash in Galt’s Gulch?
Ayn Rand and the needy**

A = A. Do the math.

** It’s Time For My Occasional Reminder About Screws

Ask the lesbian mama who knows of many half-siblings of her 14yo son by AI

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I’m probably going to Hell for that one.

You are if I have anything to do with it! shakes fist impotently

Kitten Pops Out As Hood Pops Up
My mother is scaring me with her memory gaps.

‘Oh! I was wondering where I put the kitten!’

**Church Sued For $5 M In Wrongful Death
Snake-handling pastor dies of snakebite. **

Isn’t that like suing yourself? (Hm… Where’s my homeowner’s policy?)

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** Which Star Wars DVD box set should I buy?

“Return of the Jedi” sucked
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**Any reason not to eat this? (Food safety)

Pork and Beans
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[Dr. McCoy] It’s an explosive combination [/Dr. McCoy]