Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads!

Separated by one:

**Engine failure. You have one second to save your life.

Kitten Pops Out As Hood Pops Up

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**99 least-sexy words to use while making love to your lady
I Cannot Burp **

** Valid excuse for infidelity?

Potentially sticky romantic dilemma

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These are now sequential

** What if centaurs existed?
Potentially sticky romantic dilemma**

There you are in a committed relationship, when a sexy mare trots into the picture…

Where can I get help for my Python class?
Man with Knife Against Python

**20 wacky sex laws in the U.S.: Are you breaking any?
It’s Time For My Occasional Reminder About Screws **

In some jurisdictions, they may be illegal.

** What bodily quirks/mutations/oddities do you have?
The Citadel**

Yeah baby, only the most privileged women get to touch The Citadel. Wait, where are you going?

**What bodily quirks/mutations/oddities do you have?

Kitten Pops Out As Hood Pops Up **

I can’t seem to get over this woman

Seriously. What’s Your First Name?

Rejected lyrics, before Jim Morrison discovered meter.

If Scotland becomes independent, what will the UK be called?
'Biological half life’

**How many times have you been in love,

Damned Women**

and for this one, I switched the order of two around:
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What’s the craziest thing you heard at your Thanksgiving gathering?

Lobbying Firms that are actually half-decent
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**My Real Name Is “Arthur”, And I Love You With All My Heart

Seriously. What’s Your First Name?
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How many times have you been in love?

Damned women.
mmm

This belongs in the Hall-O-Fame.
mmm

**Poll: Sharing beds: Are you a hog? Or do you surrender easily?

My girlfriend wants to meet a mutual friend whom she wanted to sleep with before falling for me.

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** My girlfriend wants to meet a mutual friend whom she wanted to sleep with before falling for me.
Tell Me About Small Claims Court**

“Your honor, I demand triple damages for emotional distress.” “NEXT!!”

**Want me to kill that thread for ya?

Moved: Favorite misheard song lyrics

Moved: Favorite misheard song lyrics

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**Who collects the trash in Galt’s Gulch?
Ayn Rand and the needy **

Now there’s an ironic twist for you.