** My Real Name Is “Arthur”, And I Love You With All My Heart
I’m discouraged! (I thought I had made a new friend.)
**
**Woody Allen’s wife Soon-Yi betrayed her own mother by dating her boyfriend.
New Siamese Kitten **
Actually, Soon-Yi is Korean. Or does Woody have a new Siamese Kitten that I don’t know about? And which type of pussy are you talking about?
** My Real Name Is “Arthur”, And I Love You With All My Heart
Seriously. What’s Your First Name? **
It’s Arthur. And I am serious.
** What is life like as an assexual? What about someone without ennervated genitals?
Did your Librarian wear gloves? **
No wonder the reference desk has suddenly gotten popular.
** I Cannot Burp
What basic or simple processes/functions are actually difficult for you?
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Snake-handling Pastor dies of snakebite
Good jokes you’ve heard recently
and right below it on MPSIMS
We have Pigeon Eggs
Watch Bald Eagle Eggs Hatch
Already done by me in post #614
20 wacky sex laws in the U.S.: Are you breaking any?
Rule 34: Cows
** Can blindness be caused by excessive masturbation?
Legal Obligation to Shovel Snow on Public Sidewalks**
If public nudity is involved and you can’t see where you’re going, I think the authorities will give you an exemption.
**It’s Time For My Occasional Reminder About Screws
OkCupid: I signed up **
**Northern Californian couple finds a huge stash of gold coins on their property
Looks like Mt. Gox might be gone.
**
Who knew that bitcoins really were made of gold?
**So is the Duchess of Cambridge pregnant again or what?
It’s Time For My Occasional Reminder About Screws **
Yes, one can even be Royally Screwed.
**OkCupid: I signed up
Saw My First Beaver Tonight! **
The enclosed certificate entitles the holder to one (1) internet.
From General Questions:
Can I legally choke my chicken in New York City?
Can blindness be caused by excessive masturbation?
** New Development in Yellowstone?
Help. Car stuck in garage. Broken torsion spring. **
“Never mind the geysers, let’s go see’s Bob’s car with the busted spring.”
** If Kate Upton had done the Chris Hadfield water experiment would the result have been the same?
do/could a submarine relly breach the surface like this?**
No, you’d need two submarines.
Thinking of dropping cable. What will I miss?
Duck Quacks Don’t Echo - TV show
How did ‘swear words’ become swear words?
Are we spelling it “barbeque” now?
I don’t think there are any swear words spelled “barbeque”
Kiss - the story behind their hit song Beth
Are you the kiss of death for TV shows?
I just found it amusing that these two were consecutive.
Seriously. What’s Your First Name?
I don’t have one. I’m just commoner
Okay, Commoner. Can we just call you Com?