**Thinking of dropping cable. What will I miss?
Justified, Season Five starts tonight! **
Question asked and answered.
** Poll: Would you be castrated to advance your career?
Would you take the death test? **
Criminy, it’s only a job at freaking Burger King!
** Ladies, are you as motivated by sex as men?
Poll: Where do you defrost your dinner meat? **
Cosmopolitan begins the painful transition to an older demographic.
**SDMB Believe It Or…(Weird Facts You’ve Learned Recently)
Tell me something I don’t know **
** Toilet bomb
…and why being nasty on the internet can come back to bite you in the ass!**
**Phrases you don’t really want associated with your name…
Toilet bomb **
If you know my real name…
Toilet bomb
And that’s why I became a rapper.
** Good jokes you’ve heard recently
I’m about to read through my new microwave oven instructions manual **
Stop it, you’re killing me!
**Ladies, are you as motivated by sex as men?
I’m giving a speech to middle-school students about “chemistry”. Any advice? **
Just tell them that when they meet the right person, they’ll know, and to always use protection.
**Good jokes you’ve heard recently
Amputee Runner Oscar Pistorius Shoots Girlfriend **
Worst. Punchline. Ever
** Tell me about Australian Aborigines
What does it feel like to get blown up?**
Don’t get along well with native peoples, huh?
** Toilet bomb
I don’t say it enough**
Well… um… knock yourself out?
**Can blindness be caused by excessive masturbation?
Audio-visual perception **
**OkCupid: I signed up
I didn’t cry. **
You will soon.
** What would happen if a frickin giant laser…
What are your opinions about nuclear power?**
Oh, alright. What would happen if a frickin huge reactor…
Did key parties actually exist?
Valid excuse for infidelity?
Not if they never existed.
**What’s your favorite canned soup?
Curly or Shemp?
**
Curly – his soup comes with squirting clams:
Do skateboarders have some sort of omerta code?
Does it matter if there is a funeral for you?
Nope. Everyone else is weeping and wailing. Skateboarders sit and don’t say nuffin’.
Poll: SDMB Oscar Voting: Best Supporting Actress
Poll: SDMB Oscar Voting: Best Picture
Poll: SDMB Oscar Voting: Best Actress
Most awful movie you’ve watched
Poll: SDMB Oscar Voting: Best Adapted Screenplay
Is the fourth one a category now?
** Find out how fast you read
Toilet bomb
**
Well, That’d cut down the time you spend reading on the toilet.