**Most awful movie you’ve watched
Meatballs (1979)
Seriously. What’s Your First Name?
Can we play another round of “What the hell were Mom and Dad thinking when they named the kid?”
**
** Yet Another Airline Safety Suggestion:
What would happen if a frickin giant laser…**
Actually, the TSA doesn’t mind your carrying a frickin giant laser onto passenger flights. Just don’t bring more than three ounces of shampoo.
**Help me identify this actor!
Xanadu **
Olivia Newton John??
** OkCupid: I signed up
My Dad, Fox News, Rush Limbaugh**
Now that’s a shallow dating pool.
** How do dowsing rods work?
Can someone explain why this can’t be real?**
Because it’s magical bullshit. Trust me, I have a Senior Debunker badge on the Dope.
**I don’t say it enough
Portland, here I come! (bragging thread…) **
It seems like I can never find the time to visit Portland, too.
** Has homosexual behavior ever been observed in invertebrates?
Patenting inventions**
I really don’t want to know what you’ve come up with for gay clams.
**Morals or courtesies that you didn’t realize weren’t universal.
Q-pon or coo-pon? **
You wouldn’t believe how those weirdos over there say it!
** The 38th POTUS is…wait!
My Dad, Fox News, Rush Limbaugh**
Good guesses! But the correct answer is Ted Nugent.
**What would happen if 50 cent was dubbed over an anti-masturbation video…
Marilyn Monroe has a threeway sex tape? **
MPSIMS is getting sexy.
Why the persistent political apathy over NSA surveillance?
Geographical mental images you can’t shake even though they are incorrect.
Electronic surveillance will clear that up for you.
Stupid Republican idea of the day
Car people: give me advice about my Civic - needs extensive engine work
Buy American!
**What would happen if 50 cent was dubbed over an anti-masturbation video…
Ask the voice teacher**
Were those really ever sequential? 
One is (and has long been) in The Pit, the other is in IMHO.
I assume these are all being culled from New Posts, in which case it’s all a big mix.
** Today I started a war with a neighbor
Stupid Gun news of the day…**
Never take a knife to a neighborhood gun fight.
The only Sequential Threads rule is that we don’t talk about Sequential Threads rules.
** How do dowsing rods work?
I am contemplating a high jump into water. **
“There’s plenty of water down there, look how the rod twitched.” SPLAT.
Most awful movie you’ve watched
Marilyn Monroe has a threeway sex tape?
Depends what you like, I guess
**Best non-stick cookware?
I have a box of chocolates **
I’m pretty sure that won’t work
If you get to ask one question for a person from the 1800s, what would it be?
What would happen if 50 cent was dubbed over an anti-masturbation video…
**Anybody else found themselves disappointed by the gender of some poor innocent fetus? **
Explosion in Upper Manhattan
Wow, that guy really wanted a son.