Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads!

**If you traveled into the past…
I need some inexpensive gift ideas. **

“A fragment of the True Cross? Oh, gosh–you shouldn’t have!”
“Hey, it was nothing–a friend of mine brought it back for me.”

6-year-old Colorado boy suspended for sexual harassment in school
School shooting reported in Centennial, CO

Kids grow up so fast these days.

**6-year-old Colorado boy suspended for sexual harassment in school
Leave the Queens Nuts alone! **

Poll: Who has better orgasms? Men or women?
Good brands in power tools?

** Get yer dino some lunch!
Edmontosaurus had a Cock’s Comb**

A chewy snack, but he’d rather have a rare steak.

**What is the evidence for birtherism
I’m pregnant! **

That’s pretty good evidence.

**Poll: Boy-boy exception to monogamy?
Poll: Girl-girl exception to monogamy? **

**What is the evidence for birtherism
What does “Nutty” Taste Like? **

Not the kind of evidence I was looking for…

** What You Get When You Pour Molten Aluminum Into An Ant Hill
Cataract surgery**

That’ll teach you to wear eye protection when you’re handling molten metal! :eek:

I’m pregnant!
Bringing a snowman to life

Have you been messing around with Frosty the Snowman again?:dubious:

Bringing a snowman to life
**Christmas Elements that Predate Christianity **

Well, they never did that in the church my family went to in West Texas, but then there wasn’t all that much snow either.

** Question for Snowbirds
Is Canadian Real Estate Seriously Over-valued?**

Wonder how this poll will turn out.

How long do virgin (guys) last during sex?
Dry Socket Experiences?

:dubious: Hopefully he’s doing at least some foreplay first.

6-year-old Colorado boy suspended for sexual harassment in school
Feeling like a grownup

There’s nothing quite like that heartwarming moment when a boy grabs his first piece of ass…

** I’m pregnant!
It’s snow tire time again!**

Good idea, your stopping distance isn’t what it used to be.

**Supreme Court of India restores gay sex ban.
Partially right is totally wrong
**

Especially that

** What the heck happened to old school acrylic blankets?
Post your list of things you will never again do
Who wanted an old-school acrylic blanket with satin edge?**

For crap’s sake, just buy a Snuggie and shaddup already.

** What can I do with leftover eggnog?
Let’s Talk Beer Cocktails **

:smack:

** Survival guide says to eat ashes…
spray foam insulation…is it worth it?**

Well, if you’re allergic to nuts I guess trail mix is out. :frowning:

Grammar mistakes that (heaven forbid) you make sometimes despite efforts not to…
Poop. Pee.

I think those are more than just grammatically different.