Yeuck! :eek:
**What You Get When You Pour Molten Aluminum Into An Ant Hill
Dust **
[ant, singing mournfully]
“Dust in the wind, All we are is dust in the wind…”
** Surviving a freefall inside an elevator
My first cruise - advice sought!**
Considering what’s been happening on Carnival cruises, you’ve been lucky so far. 
**USA is a shitty country, stop bombing everyone Ben-wynyard Today 11:06 AM
Valid points made by villains
**
In an Australian accent, nonetheless. That is an Austrailian accent, isn’t it? Right?
Currently in MPSIMS…(first two pretty self-explanatory)
**Best reactions by others when you tell them you do not believe in God. **
American Loonie!
I have to vent about my old landlord.
**I’m pregnant! **
English Monarchy Lost Last Bit of Power When?
Bringing a snowman to life
Nice to know they gave their power for a good cause.
I was going to post this along with a comment about how you’re supposed to give the landlord a deposit and not vice versa, but I’m far too tasteful a person.
** Jewish Dopers: what holidays do you observe?
Poll: Happy Whatever: what are you celebrating this season?**
Yes “Whatever” is now the second most popular Jewish holiday after Festivus.
**It’s not even winter and I already hate you motherfuckers
Decemberrants: Yule post’em here, plz
**
…and I can see why!
over in IMHO we have:
I’m starting to go bald, and it makes me feel like a worse person.
Poll: Pick my new hairstyle
Apparently, the answer to the 2nd one is “cueball.”
**Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball
Impromptu pet toys that weren’t meant to be pet toys **
**Just say “Mr. ____”
Jelly Fish
**
[SpongeBob SquarePants] OK, Mr. Jelly Fish [/SB SP]
**What’s Your Party Trick?
Restoring Men’s Sensitivity Since 1995 **
Happy Whatever: what are you celebrating this season?
Surviving a freefall inside an elevator
Reason enough to celebrate.
**Who should star in a new series of “Road” pictures?
Dr. Seuss’ Beowulf **
“My way or the highway” does have a Seuss-esque appeal.
If I said I was going to “pinch a loaf”, would you know what I was talking about?
The Fed begins to taper. Good
First you taper, then you pinch.
**Inoffensive words that make immature people snicker
I’m pregnant! **
snerk That means she done it!
** Why is incest associated with poor white people, particularly in the Southern U.S.?
Most Efficent Home Heating Strategy?**
“We was cold.” Yeah, nice try, buster.
**Another Colonoscopy Thread
Cracking my jaw and pain **
You may want to back off a little, Doc.
Electrical Outlets Doesn’t Work in Apartment
What is a "Jack"
An annual reminder for all you moms
Help me figure out some upgrades for my dad’s old PC
Geez, how many wives does your Dad have anyway?
Bus robber taken down by his victims.
I just had an interesting interaction with the cops, today.
That’ll teach you to rob buses, then.