**Need a clever Business Name Fast
Felons you have known **
The reviews on Angie’s List are pretty brutal.
** Why is my daughter’s abdomen tinted green?
Why Do cars “Go Out of Alignment”?**
♫ They long to be
Close to you ♬
Just say “Mr. ____”
I’m sick of this Global Warming!
Okay. “Mister, I’m sick of this Global Warming!” There, you happy?
**Why is American healthcare so expensive?
Multivitamins **
**Rudolph, you’ll go down in history (like ___)
The biggest wimp in the movies **
Your favorite personal Walter Mitty fantasy
Bus robber taken down by his victims.
The bus token rattled down into the farebox, pocketa-pocketa-pocketa…
** What weird-ass movie was this?
“Rudolph” T.V. Special **
If you read that whole 14 year old thread, “weird-ass” doesn’t begin to cover it.
** Is Kim Jong Un a puppet?
Shaking Your Family Tree**
And an uncle fell out…
** Smoking – the No. 1 cause of death for stupid people?
Oh those wacky heroin dealers**
I hear that heroin is pretty deadly for stupid people as well.
** How practical is calculus for day-to-day living?
Why are many flight plans not straight lines?**
Sheldon proves to be a big hit at the Delta ticket counter.
** Post your list of things you will never again do
“Porn” on the Weather Channel website?**
Tom Clancy errors?
Pussy Riot will topple Putin; mark my words!
That one was pretty wide of the mark.
Ask the guy who knows everything
What??? No MMP???
Still awaiting his response.
**Giant Goat Erection
Medieval Vignettes, or Amusing Tales of Ye Olde Times
**
How is the battle between Bayesians and Frequentists going? And is it a war or a friendly squabble?
Fabricating metal plates for skulls?
Uh-oh.
** Sympathy VS Empathy - I don’t get it
Gifts your pets left you **
“I’m sorry I took a big steaming dump on the carpet. I feel your displeasure. So, when’s suppertime?”
**What was this young adult fantasy book I read?
Dr. Seuss’ Beowulf
Post your list of things you will never again do
Giant Goat Erection
**
**You opinion of British Airways
Why are many flight plans not straight lines? **
I hate British Airways! They don’t fly in straight lines!
** Gift Ideas for Girlfriend Student Teaching in Sheffield England - March
Finding a naked woman tied up (or guy if you prefer)
**
…for when you can’t think of anything else to give.
Help me ship a package to Denmark, please!
Could you launch an Exocet from an A-1 Skyraider?
Problem, meet solution.
(Note: Catching the incoming delivery is left as an exercise for the reader.)