These sorts of things are very mean-spirited. If you want to bash women, why don’t you just come out and say it.
Here is what I mean when I say things. Believe it or not, all women are not evil bitches.
What are you thinking?
I would like a conversation with you and would love to talk about something you are interested in.
[Something bad happened] and I don’t know what to do.
Can you please talk it over with me so I can get a different perspective.
Oh, I don’t care. You decide.
Really. I don’t give a shit. And I’m tired of talking about it.
I want your opinion. Be honest.
Because if this skirt is making my backside look like bread dough, I have another that is more flattering.
It’s not you, it’s me,
I don’t know why I’m being so bitchy, and I’m sorry.
Do I look like I’ve gained weight?
I know I’ve gained weight. This is your chance to be a hero and make me feel better about myself.
Do these pants make my ass look fat?
I’ve got another pair that may make me look better.
I’m a feminist!
I want to make as much as he does.
Women are equal to men in every respect!
I don’t really like other women.
They tend to judge me on what I’m wearing and I get sick of it.
Where do you see this going?
How soon can I get out of this relationship if you don’t feel the same as I do?
I think this is going too fast…
This is our second date. Don’t tell me you love me.
Let’s go out, we never do anything special anymore.
My ass is numb from sitting at the computer.
I’m not sure where this relationship is going anymore.
I think you are seeing someone else. Bye bye.
You watch football and drink beer all the time!
Are the Colts playing? Yes! Do you have another Heineken?
I feel like going out tonight and dancing.
See the aforesaid numb butt.
You want a threesome! You’re disgusting!
I’m not interested in other women and I don’t intend to be used by you. Bye.
I’d like to do something romantic.
Football is great, but let’s go camping and roast marshmallows, giggle and tell ghost stories.
Do you think I need a new pair of shoes?
I need a brown pair to match this outfit, and the one I have doesn’t match. Is it noticeable?
Which do I look better in, the blue one or the green one?
Which should I buy? I don’t want to buy both.
You never put the toilet seat down!
I don’t like falling in.
Do you have to go out tonight with your buddies?
Can I come with?
Awww, look at that kitten, it’s so cute!
Isn’t it adorable? Can we take it home with us?
Do you think she’s good looking?
I think she’s gorgeous. I love her hair.
What do you think of my friends?
Do you want to hang out with them, or should I make plans with them by myself?
Why should I dress differently because I’ve got a boyfriend?
Honey, would you please run over to the store and pick me up something?
I’ve been in the car for four hours today and I’m sick of looking at it.
You’re so nice to me!
You’re a sweetie!
You’re the sweetest guy I know!
I think you’re great!
I like our friendship the way it is.
You’re nice, but you don’t turn me on.
I just want to cuddle.
I feel depressed and want to be held.
We need to talk.
I haven’t seen you for four days and I have something important to tell you.
I’m so upset!
Please listen to me, I need someone to talk to.
Hopefully this will tone down some of the bashing. I don’t think this kind of thing is light-hearted at all. It sounds bitter and mean.