How was your day?
I don’t really give a fck, but I want sex later so I’d better appear interested.*
I like that dress on you.
It distracts my eye from your fat ass.
That was the best sex EVER!
After being denied sex for a week, any cracker is a banquet to a starving man. I’ve had better.
Nothing is wrong, I’m fine!
FFS woman, go clean something. Let me brood on my problems myself.