Follow the Yellow Brick Rod - Dorothy ventures into the field of adult entertainment.
**The Story of U - **A couple taking a cross-country trip ends with the murder of the spouse who just won’t stop talking about themselves.
An’ A Fair to Remember: Love blossoms at the carnival.
Bridget Loves Ernie: Sesame Street spinoff. Can a Muppet and a human woman find true happiness together?
ASH: A direct hit on the compound has the gang (what’s left of them) rebuilding from scratch.
A League of Heir Own: “There’s no dying in baseball! And if there is, there’s no leaving your position to your kid in your will!”
American Pi: High school girls make a pact to see who can lose their virginity to a nerd before graduation.
Doctor Ho: Sci-Fi TV show about a geeky, super-smart alien in human form, who, inexplicably, is found so wildly attractive to hot young Earth girls, they develop such hero worship of him that they run off eagerly with him and will do anything for him and…oh, wait, n/m
Sins - After this wife’s tragic death, a former minister goes insane and tries to absolve the transgressions of aliens he imagines stalk his farm.
The Lighting Thief - After a teenage book breaks into Home Depot and steals all the lightbulbs to give to a homeless shelter having financial troubles, it’s revealed that he’s a descendant of Prometheus. While the Gods look send for their liver-eating birds, the boy tries to make a deal with the pissed off gods.
Attack of the Giant Leches - When bodega owner Greg makes the mistake of telling a plus-sized mother not to nurse in his store, he opens a can of worms he could never expected. Dozens of mommies invade his store for a nurse-in, on the very day that the building is being expected for fire code adherence. Can Greg get the big mommas out of his store before the fire chief arrives?
A Feast For Cows - Meanwhile, in the fields of Westeros, a new cud-chewing voice in this 600 page novella fills in the excuciating details overlooked by not having lifestock POVs…until now. Other narrators include Bran’s horse, a crow traveling with Sam, a frog, and Nymeria.
Boy!
From Russia Wit Love - The James Bond classic, remade by the Sopranos.
**A Clockwork Range **- A sociopathic cook undergoes a radical rehabilitation program.
Bow Out - The biopic of Sarah Palin’s gubernatorial service.
**Roll Ounce - **4 teenagers ditch their newspaper routes for selling weed to raise money to compete in a big skate contest.
**You Got Serve - **An upper class tennis player challenges an up-and-coming Venus Williams to a match.
Fetch - Chevy Chase plays a Golden Retriever reporter.
Nobody’s doing Clancy movies?
The Hunt For Ed October Neighbors wonder at the disappearance of an oddly named resident…
Patriot Gams Documentary on the New England Patriots cheerleading squad
The Sum of All Ears CSI’s go after a serial killer who leaves a pair of grisly clues at each crime scene
Oops, forgot one:
Clear and Present Anger Harrison Ford reacts to the news that Jack Ryan is now being played by Ben Affleck
They Died with Their Boos On - The 7th is made up of phantoms!
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**Space Ja - ** Some NBA stars eat some brownies and dream they win an NBA championship after meeting God. Starring Alan Iverson and Lebron James.
Thanks, but I can’t take credit for inventing that… I guess the fact that I knew about that use of it says something about what kind of threads I read…
Aws: A small New England town is menaced by a horde of cute kittens.
The Stan: Dead comic takes over the world.
or
The Stan: Stan the Man Lee’s Biopic.
High Pains Drifter: mysterious cowboy suffering from upper-back spasms due to poorly made saddle is hired by townsfolk to defend them against unscrupulous traveling used-tack salesmen.
Hop Dreams - Documentary about aspiring brewmasters trying to craft the perfect beer.
Friend With Benefits - Buddy movie set in the age of healthcare for few
Animal Hose - bath time at the zoo
Sand By Me - a coming of age story about 4 friends and their weekend of building sand castles
**The Replacement - **A one-dimensional actor who plays a quarterback on TV is chosen to sub for a starting one-dimensional NFL quarterback during a lockout.
Hard Day’s Nigh - John, Paul, George and Ringo struggle with insomnia before a particularly taxing tour date.
**Magical Mystery Tor **- A police inspector recruits the Fab Four to invesigate the murder of two gravediggers only to find aliens in their midst. An Ed Wood / George Martin tour de force.