X-Me: The story of how I became somebody else
Erminator: Beware! An unstoppable, giant cyborg ermine is after you!
ELP! Concert film of the little-known Beatles reunion of the late 70s, where the band played nothing but covers of the music of Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.
The Princess Brie - A story of true love, royalty and creamy dairy products.
Star Tek. (Shatner’s dream crossover)
Hosiers - A feel good story of small town America, net stockings, & the men who wear them.
LL in the Family - LL Cool J marries the daughter of a white Queens bigot and hilarity ensues.
Saving Private Yan - A squad of PLA soldiers go in search of a private who lost all 73 of his brothers to capitalist running dog aggression in Korea.
Bogie Nights - Porn Star turns pro golfer. Hilarity and inevitable double entendres ensue.
Ragon: Can even a young hero tame the power of a woman during “that time of the month”?
The Waking Dead - A peaceful suburb is shattered when the dead in the local cemetary wake up…at least until people realize that the stiffs just stare at them, which is kind of creepy but not really a big deal.
**The Dark Night **- One night in Gotham the bat-signal burns out and Gordon can’t get a replacement bulb. The city succumbs to chaos while Batman figures it’s a slow night and catches up on his netflix cue.
***My Fair Lad - ***The all-male reboot of Pygmalion.
Sounds like a good re-title for the first Tim Burton Batman movie.
Argo: A kidnapping in Minnesota sets up a fast thickening plot.
A Horus Line: Secrets come to light as Egyptian dancers prepare to entertain the pharaoh.
Eh. Spoons scooped me on Horus Line. Sorry for not reading the whole thread Mr. Spoons. Ahh, well.
Owl’s Moving Castle: Pooh and company find a new home for their feathered friend, but will it blow over too?
The March of He Penguins: A sadly unproductive breeding journey at the bottom of the world.
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The Breakfast Cub**: After a long hibernation, a huge grizzly searches for food.
Mein Kamp - A little German boy’s adventures over one special summer where he realizes how to fix his country’s problems.
The Blair With Project - The story of a cubicle drone who has been given a special assignment from Corporate Headquarders.
Obotech - Archaeologists discover an ancient wind instrument on an island in the South Pacific. Space aliens want it for their orchestra.
The Secret Garde - Tales of the undercover Vice unit in Montreal.
Little Omen - Christmas just won’t be Christmas without a sign.
Rebecca of Sunnybook Farm - A little girl moves in with a bunch of nerds.
Cave of Forgotten Drams–A Werner Herzog documentary about a cache of small prehistoric unopened liquor bottles.
The Truman Sow–A pig discovers he’s living his life on TV.
The Goo, The Bad, and the Ugly–All of this could be fixed with some strong cleaning solvent.
Boogie Night–A man makes one porn film and then gets out of the business entirely. It’s a very short movie.
And a triple-header:
Plant of the Apes–Like, the apes, dude. They have this great weed…and…like…wow.
Plane of the Apes–Simians discover Euclidean geometry.
Planet of the APs–Lots of opportunities for college credit on this planet. But there’s too much test anxiety in the atmosphere for humans.
Just thought of four more. I apologize if any of these showed up earlier in the thread:
Appiness–A film about people obsessed with downloading things to their smartphones.
The Quid and the Whale–A British sea mammal tries desperately to improve its financial situation.
Ilk–There are a lot of people similar to the first openly gay mayor of San Francisco.
Ride and Prejudice–Eww! I’m not getting into a car with one of those people!
A Dance with Dagons - a sweeping epic fantasy adventure soars to new heights when a battle for the throne in interrupted by a fish-god’s attack. Factions are divided when some want to eliminate the god at all costs, and others believe he’s one of the Seven come to show them who should rule the kingdoms. Soon Dagon’s twin arrives, muddying the waters further.
U defeated – The story of Sarah Palin’s political career.