Pretty in Ink- a poor girl is unable to afford a prom dress so her mom’s boyfriend, who learned tattooing in prison, inks one onto her
About a Bo- a self consumed trustafarian Englishman’s life gets turned upside down when a brief fling with a single mom gets him stalked by American Idol runner-up Bo Bice.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Tone- skinny orphan Harry Potter is given weight training by a weird old wizard with surprisingly good muscle definition.
Apollo 3 Gripping historical drama about the unmanned Apollo 3 test flight, which provided valuable information on the orbital performance of the Apollo Command/Service Module system.
A Bride Too Far A polygamist is finally brought down after he marries the wrong woman.
Petty Woman A succesful businessman picks up an attractive prostitute, who unfortunately turns out to be mean-spirited and vindictive.
Starship Tropers Bored crewmembers on an interstellar vessel while away the hours in deep space by analyzing their favorite holovids, senso-tapes, and e-novels.
A Tale of Two Cites “It was the best of times[sup][1][/sup], it was the worst of times[sup][2][/sup].”
thunderous applause
Reservoir Ogs - Cavemen plan a heist. It goes about as well as could be expected.
Mars Tacks - Aliens prank the world with pokey pins on their chairs. (Yes, yes, I know, I took two letters away, but still…)
Shall We Dane? - A couple debates whether to emigrate to Denmark.
Mr. & Mr. Smith Documentary on same-sex marriage and impassioned plea for equal rights. Narrated by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.
Ho Green Was My Valley - A town of novice prostitutes trudge off to work each day as their menfolk keep the home fires burning.
Quest for Fir - Three prehistoric tribesmen search for a Christmas tree.
Blade Runer - Harrison Ford tracks down a group of rogue golems using his sword and sorcery skills.
Around the Word in Eighty Days - The definition of “left” in the dictionary proves particularly tricky.
P.E. Cemetary - Things go horribly wrong for the inhabitants of a small Maine town when a group of PE teachers rise from the grave, and force them to take cross-country runs.
Miser - A writer is saved from a car wreck by his number one fan. To thank her, he offers to write and dedicate her a new novel, but she refuses to buy him any paper.
Some Like it OT - A restrained life is not to everyone’s taste.
Barefoot in the Ark - Noah fucks up big time when he allows a lawyer & Jane Fonda to board his craft.
The Goodbye Gil - The star of Buck Rogers gets fired.
Magnum Fore - Dirty Harry takes on an out-of-bounds fivesome with errant tee shots.
Mary, Queen of Sots - A noble woman could rule a great kingdom…if she can only lay off the booze.
Fro, Here to Eternity - Angela Davis biopic.
Well played. Excellent punnage… 
The Prince and the Paper - A British Royal trades places with a commoner who works for the local tabloid.
Seeping Beauty - She finally meets her prince, but he is grossed out and runs away.
**
P In The Air** - Science “whiz” tries to stop urine-soaked cloud.
The Erminator - Computers from the future send a cyborg back to kill weasels.
Ren - An angry chihuahua ponders life on the Lower East Side without Stimpy.
Me, In Black - Autobiography of a goth chick.
Sperman: Look! Up in the sky! It’s a… oh YUCK!!:smack:
American History - A movie the bane of 11th graders everywhere.
**Irates of the Caribbean: ** Angry Jamaicans attack passing ships.
The Aper Chase: Law students realize that one of their instructors is an unqualified imposter, and go after him.
The Great Scape: POWs on the run stop to admire the scenery.
Ran Man: Card-counting savant cannot be found when his brother finally arrives at the blackjack table.
A Horus Line: Egyptian gods in a singing and dancing spectacular.
Paw Stars: The adventures of pet manicurists.
The Magnificent Even: An equal number of good guys and bad guys fight over a small western town.
Ulp Fiction: Science major struggles with the literature credit he needs to graduate.
**America History X **- An overview of sexually explicit material in America
Rebel Without a Case: James Dean unsuccessfully attempts to sue his parents for being boring.
Let I Be: The story of a Rastafarian who just wants to be left alone for a little while.