**Captan America ** - A superhero fights communism and crime through fungicides.
Bohemian Rapsody: Queen’s masterwork, as performed by Coolio.
Much Ad About Nothing- a Chinese documentary about Seinfeld advertisements.
And then there’s Fritz Lang’s 1931 minimalist classic, " ", with score by John Cage.
The Pi and the Pendulum: Torture victim calculates the path of a blade, as it circles around him.
The Rave: Teenage black birds have a wild party with loud music and drugs.
The Tell-Tale Heat: An innovated architect hides heating units under the floor boards.
The Oky Little Puppy: The adventures of a Depression-era family that travels to California to look for work, as told by the family dog.
The Comedy of Errrs: Shakespeare’s only play specifically written for actors who cannot remember their lines.
Seed Racer - A young man struggles to remain #1 on the agricultural circuit, despite the death of his brother.
Pirates of Penance- a group of former pirates become monks and sing Latin masses for their past deeds.
The Return of Marti Guerre- residents of a French village are stunned when a local boy who went away to war comes back a different gender.
5000 Fingers of DT - An alcoholic goes through horrible hallucinogenic withdrawl symptoms.
7 aces of Dr. Lao - A mysterious circus comes to a western town bearing grifters that cheat everyone.
Ant - A rather neurotic ant wakes to find his colony destroyed.
The FOD of the Gods - Residents of a small Texas town are hit with debris from the Space Shuttle Columbia.
The Music Ma - Shirley Jones sells the network on the Partridge Family.
Night Cort - Harold decides to sentence others to death instead.
On A Lear Day You Can See Forever - A man sees into the future and gives his daughters in his Will exactly what they deserve.
Romancing the Tone - A woman sets off to Colombia University to study music.
Story of - A beautiful call girl is admitted to the hospital for Alzheimer’s.
Re-vege of the Nerds: The Tri-Lambs remember their mothers’ advice, and make healthier meals.
Gong My Way: Untalented but humorous acts compete to see who can do the best rendition of a Frank Sinatra classic.
Oman Holiday: Vacationing on the Arabian Sea.
Seven Bries for Seven Brothers - the Cheese of the Month Club comes through again.
Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Harts’ Club Band - concept album about a dating service for male deer tired of going “stag.”
Ewhart–A man tries to run an inn in Vermont but is constantly grossed out by things he finds.
Lou Rant–A newsman just can’t take it any more!
Game of Throes–Who can die in the longest and most gruesome way possible? Let’s find out!
Bone–An FBI agent and an anthropologist have a lot of sex at crime scenes.
Deter–A psychopath just wants people to stop that shit.
Mallville–Teenagers working at the food court find love, superpowers, and a lot of spandex.
Bun Notice–The bakery always runs out. Will George get there before the sold out sign goes up?
Weds–A surburban mom runs a secret wedding planner business.
How I Met Your Other–A man meets his wife’s doppelganger at the supermarket.
The Metalist–A brilliant cop solves crimes with his knowledge of heavy metal music.
Rue Grit- a spunky girl tracks her father’s killer to a street in Paris that specializes in southern U.S. cuisine.
Best in Sow- a largely improvised movie about a female pig show.
Two and a Half Me–Autobiography of a very heavy person.
Lee–Musical about Robert E in high school.
The Twilight One–He really really likes the gloaming.
Harmed–Three witches try to perform spells but always end up hospitalized.
The God Wife–A woman has to deal with work, her kids, and her husband’s habit of speaking from burning bushes.
Hawaii Fie-O–You wretched archipelago!
MasterHef–Hugh Hefner’s new cooking show.
Cod Case–A cold water fish solves crimes and tastes great.
Buffy the Vampire Sayer–Fantasy-action series with extraordinarily limited dialogue.
The Everly Hillbillies - Singing duo return to their Appalachian roots.
In Old Blood - Sociopaths preys on the elderly.
Contac - The race to eradicate the common cold across the galaxy.
Pus in Boots - A serious foot infection goes untreated.
The Bothers Karamazov - Russian brothers pester people endlessly.
The Lone Anger - A masked hero fights anyone who piss him off.
Angel’s Ashes- the memoir of a poor boy in Ireland whose family had to burn a heavenly visitor to stay warm
The Once and Future Kin- the saga of a hillbilly’s complicated relations by blood and marriage
Treasure of the Sierra Mare: Prospectors follow a horse that’s supposed sniff out gold.
Treasure of the Sierra Made: Documentary on colonial Spanish goldsmithing.
The Best Ears of Our Lives: A mad scientist has a cure for deafness … but they keep GROWING!
North by Northwet: Cary grant and Eve Marie Saint move to Seattle.
Wet Side Story: Singing and dancing among Seattle gangs.
Rear Widow: (XXX) A bereaved woman discovers a new activity.
01 Dalmations - Disney classic about AI dogs
Lady and the Tram - Spinoff of “Streetcar,” also about a Southern Belle
Who Famed Roger Rabbit? - Bio of the cartoon rabbit and the names behind his faces.
The Impsons – America’s favorite family, all spawn of an incubus.
Stranger in a Strange LAN – Guy from Mars starts a new religion based on unusual computer interconnections, shocking society in the process.
Hunk Dory – Bowie’s little-known first concept album, about a boat filled with strapping sailor boys.