rotflmao!
They create some kind of bizarre catchphrase that makes no real sense and that everyone else hates, and they use it repeatedly.
Must never, ever learn how to correctly use the quote function.
Must start posts with “Sorry, don’t have the time to blow through 3 pages of other people’s boring shit posts” followed by points already made at least once earlier in the thread.
Must laughingly respond to posts made by actual doctors with “ORLY? And what qualifies you to talk like an actual doc? LOLOL.”
Must stroll proudly into 12yo threads, launching vicious, fact-free attacks at posts/posters long dead and buried.
Must make one post of idiotic nonsense in a thread so old that if it was a person it would allowed to post here and have a registration date of whatever the present month is. Make it obvious they found the thread Googling “alien space bat porn”. Then go on a drinking binge and forget the SDMB ever existed.
They think Hitler was a misunderstood and troubled – though great – leader, who was being mislead by his treacherous high command.
And BTW, it’s very troubling to them that the Jews control Hollywood and the banks.
Omg! LMAO! Sorry did anyone already say that here?
Hey let’s make one up–I’m down with that!
A lot of these would lead to a quick ban.
Mine:
Always ninjas me, often by a day or two, and I don’t always realize I was going to say exactly what he said until I read it.
Funnier than me.
Smarter than me.
I hate that guy.
They’ve installed deafening loud pipes, somehow, on their pedal bike which they use to repeatedly run a stop sign in front of your house at 5 in the morning. After which they switch to an SUV to pick up their screaming kids from the air port.
Also they hang the toilet paper the wrong way.
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Omg! LMAO! Sorry did anyone already say that here?
aww, it would have been better if you’d screwed up the quote function too, man!
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Most of the thread he starts will be in Great Debates. They’ll either be esoteric discussions of archaic religious topics that involve poorly disguised fundamentalist Christian beliefs, or they’ll be earnest attempts at debating some minor aspect of a late-stage libertarian society, after the government has melted away and a nightwatchman state has taken over.
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The concepts of marginal tax rates, fiat currency, and fractional reserve banking must totally mystify him.
- They must post anecdotes in GQ threads, before the question has been answered.
Asks questions with answers easily found on Google or Wikipedia.
Taken literally, this would get them banned eventually. Posting never-ending jokes in every thread possible would eventually result in justified complaints of trolling.
This one I can forgive. As they say, may he who is without sin…
Or, they ALWAYS CAPITALIZE.
Down? Like, maybe thrown down? Like maybe in a quar…ACK!!!
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I thought posting the whole thing WAS screwing it up!
Tailor your posting style to the Forum. In CS or Game Room, be as doctrinaire as possible. Your teams, games, movies, and TV shows kick ass, and everyone else’s suck. This is fact, not opinion, and anyone who can’t see it is stupid.
In GD, on the other hand, anything goes. One person’s opinion about evolution or vaccination is as good as another, and citing a bunch of fancy-pants scientists in lab coats doesn’t make you any more right.
Then we have GQ. You know what sucks about GQ? The questions are too hard. What to do? Post WAG’s. Post irrelevant or unfunny anecdotes. Skim the question and post marginally relevant stuff out of wikipedia. Or better yet, post a wrong answer and see if anyone notices.
How about a lazy fuck who only submits the occasional drive-by post?