They must always refer to America as U$A and Americans as U$Aians.
a DUCK!
When I said no onions, I meant no onions!
LOL!
You’re lolling now, but wait for a month from now when I’ve used it 2,000 times. 
I thought you said NO onions, roflmao.
They post threads with generic titles like “Guess what I saw today,” or “I love this,” that offers no clue what the thread is about.
They cite the dictionary as a source when explaining how definition three of the term elucidate does not mean what you think it means FOOL.
They have some sort of job or non-job which allows them hours of posting time a day in which they manage to post an amount of text that no normal person can sort through, making an argument or discussion impossible/an incredible time suck.
They are a middle class person who really “gets” poor people better than anyone else.
They resurrect zombie threads. In order. With the comment “NO”
When I said no onions, I MEANT no onions!
No, you’re all wrong.
(1) Opposed to gay marriage, claims he has rational reasons for it, no one can ever figure out what they are
(2) Believes that .9999 repeating does not equal 1
(3) Doesn’t respect spoiler policies in Cafe Society threads
But that was the style at the time!
Oh, I know- find the boards from your mom’s basement, and spend every waking moment posting to every single thread obsessively, with no knowledge of the subject matter whatsoever, so that eventually, you are everywhere that anybody looks, and there’s nowhere that you aren’t, every second of every day.
*“Calendar on my next phone: remind me on May 1st 2013 to pit Cat Whisperer for her onions catchphrase”. *
By then my kids’ll be saying ‘When I said onionless, I meant zero onionage, mon!’
NM
Look at that. Two more dopers who hate each other. Who’da thunk that could happen?
Hate is a strong word. My mom used to say “you don’t hate them…you just don’t have anything in common with them.” I like to think about it that way. 
Hating takes too much work.
I don’t know- hate implies such strong feelings. Maybe just a bit irritated?
They are an extreme Randian/libertarian who makes a point about how he/she doesn’t care about anyone else, the poor and unfortunate are out of luck, that if you get screwed it’s your fault for being stupid, and how they don’t need the help of the govenrment to deal with problems like fraud or bad medicine because they are just smarter, tougher and more perceptive than the rest of us. And they either make unsubstantiated claims about how wealthy & successful they are, or claim that they would be rich but the welfare queens/illegal immigrants/Jews are keeping them down.
And they hijack the thread to spend page after page after page arguing over the definition of a word, until it’s just them and one or two people arguing over the definition and everyone else has left.
How about a poster who pretends to ignore everyone, informs them that she is ignoring them when they post and then quote herself in most if not all of her subsequent posts?
This person then declares herself the winner of the thread and dances around chanting “You people are stupid. You people are dumb.”
That’ll NEVER get you banned around here.