I’m sorry Manda Jo, my thoughts are with you and your family.
We missed the ones that didn’t make it. Especially Manda Jo who was suppose to be a guest of honor and purrplebear who had a tooth pulled on Friday and wasn’t up to a 5 hour drive so soon.
I want to thank everyone that came. This is my third b-day dopefest I’ve had and they have all been special by being able to share them with really good people.
Special thanks to Mtgman and MoxMaiden for being great hosts and letting us terrorise their kids. Hope we didn’t leave too big of a mess behind except all the food.
Thanks to Ringo for making the trip all the way from Houston.Always good seeing you. And also to the Baboons, Good News and Bad News, for the cake. Wish you could have stayed longer. But since you’ve offered to host a gathering in December, we’ll get to visit longer, like we may stay through Chrismas.
And thanks to the regulars that make every DFW Adams Family gatherings so special, Chef Troy, Grace,** Zyada**, Aglarond and Ziactrice.
I got a card with lipstick smooch prints on it from Grace, Ziactrice and Aglarond. Thanks y’all.
Zyada, gave me a couple of gifts. Only one I can talk about, but it was really great, too. I got a private, well not so private, personal lap dance, … I mean BELLY dance. They lady does sparkle. That was great, Zy, thanks a bunch.
I got up early that morning, went to the Fort Worth Zoo as planned, and then my allergies ruined the rest of my day. Perhaps it’s no coincidence that they were worst near the tiger pens - I am allergic to cats…
I’m glad you had a great birthday, Jim. I’ll see you at the next thing we do.
I sure did miss out on some fun, it appears. But, having had a tooth pulled at 9:30 Friday night, I wasn’t in any shape to drive for 4.5 hrs or so one way. At least not on the drugs I was taking. :eek:
I’m glad you had such a good time, and it was great seeing the pics already. Next time hopefully I can make it up there for the bash.
purrplebear, really sorry now that she missed out on all that fun…
I had fun at the party and I especially enjoyed my massages. There wasn’t a photo here of my foot massage, but Cheffie definitely gives great massages.
It was a blast and we missed you guys. We’ll have to do it again sometime. Don’t let me drink so much though. I had waaaaay too much to drink and I’m just glad that Aglarond drove. Otherwise I wouldn’t have been in any condition to drive. By the time I got to my car in Far North Dallas, I was pretty sober. But you still should’ve seen what I did to Ag on the way home.
Damn Pete, here I drove all that way just to harass you, and you’re a no-show.
Manda JO, I’m sorry to hear about your loss - I sincerely hope you and yours span the current travail and come out OK. Which I trust will come to pass, as you seem to have a good head on your shoulders
I look forward to meeting you someday. Take care for now.
Sorry I missed it. Things have been really crazy as of late. On top of work, I started a new blues band and I am working on some music for a cheesy low budget horror movie that is being shot here in Fort Worthless. Maybe I can make the next one.
All I’m sure of is that my sofa will never be the same. Grace speared Bill on it, twice. Aglarond creamed himself, then when Grace went after his crotch with a napkin, he creamed all over his shirt as he dashed towards the kitchen. We were all quite impressed. Hope that doesn’t stain Ag.
Mass games of footsie are aways fun, although Aglarond stroking Lord Jim’s knee with his feet was disturbing. He even went so far as to pick a pair of socks with a hole in it so he could get some flesh feelin’ in. Talk about attention to detail.
Moxmaiden demonstrated her femininity admirably through the night.[sub]she changed clothes no less than three times[/sub] She even went as far as digging through my dresser for a slinky black outfit she offered to Chef Troy. Cheffie was hesitant about trying it one, voicing the reservation “It’d have to be really stretchy” at which point Moxmaiden demonstrated just how stretchy it was.
[sub]Balance it would have been the greatest night of your reporting career so far had you been able to attend.[/sub]
We’ve got some stuff that’s around the house that we’re pretty sure wasn’t there before. A large tray that Chef brought watermelon on, and we seem to have inherited a cake plate of some sort. I remember Chef brought it because someone left it at his place last Dopefest. Not sure whose it really is though. I also remember our eldest expansion set being upset that Chef Jr. apparently left one of his toys. Not sure what toy or where it is now though. We’ll see if we can find it.
We missed you Manda Jo[sub]if you’re still reading after so many confessions instead of running scared[/sub] and hope everything is working out as well as can be expected for you and yours.
Oh, and special thanks to normally-completely-suck-ass radio station KZPS for playing decent music Saturday night.
That’s the second dopefest where I went after Ag’s crotch. At Zyada’s house I tried to pull his boxers off through the bottom of his shorts. I don’t think you should let me sit next to him anymore. My hands seem to wander.
That previous post should have a smilie of some sort in it. Feel free to choose any of the following and insert it as appropriate.
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:rolleyes:
:mad:
:eek:
;j
:wally
:smack:
Sweetie, we’ve all been THERE, and I doubt seriously that you did anything embarrassing. Well, I mean the too much to drink thing, not the Ag’s boxers thing. Hey, did you manage to get those boxers OFF? I mean, through his SHORTS? (Just asking, in a clinical sort of way, not a prurient kind of way… )
Sweetheart, you are not capable of doing anything embarrassing. You are my dollface, one of my best friends. Of course, even if you DID do something embarrassing…it wouldn’t matter to me.
Actually I was taking something from him and when I grabbed it, I grabbed part of his boxers. I did not remove them, but it sure looked like I was trying.
And I’m not too embarassed by my behaviour. I had too much to drink. I still had a good time.
Well, Moxmaiden and I talked about this thread and I just learned that when Ag dashed out of the living room covered in cream that Moxmaiden was actually in the kitchen at the time. She was the one who helped clean him up :o
Why am I always the last to know these things!?!
I’m no Balance, but I do remember a Quote-Out-Of-Context that might be interesting to relate.
