Peyote Coyote
Stole my Dick Haiku subject
He is a real dick
Yer pal,
Satan
Re dicks: You could call
Gay and lesbian pairings
Double or nothing
This thread won’t languish
If we all pull together;
No jerk-off jokes, please.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
This is what I’ve got
You make me feel so good here
(is this like a clit?)
Designated Optional Signature at Bottom of Post
The one-eyed monster
Seeks the Mound of Venus.
Thwarted by a scarlet gate.
This space for rent.
The dick likes good art;
It loves orchid portraits framed
by crotchless panties.
A real connossieur,
My dick only wants you if
We’re the same species.
How can I be limp?
Oh well, let’s go to sleep and
Pray for morning wood.
===========================
Dick says to man: “Why
do you keep on writing these?
Why don’t we wrestle?”
Man says to dick: “Well,
I hope someone will post and
Tell me they like them.”
Dick says to man, “Sheesh!
It’s kind of pathetic to
Fish for compliments.”
Man thinks about it.
“You know, Dick, you’ve got a point.
Jump into my hand.”
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
My duty posts this:
the dick thread should not languish
on forum’s B team
Armed, dangerous…
and off my medication.
Smug mocked Hippie and
Coyote for pussy posts;
cunt can’t pleasure Smug.
But chauvinist Smug
has done nothing to keep dick post
near the top of thread.
Actions outshine words
and mocking Smug pleases one like
ejaculation.
Armed, dangerous…
and off my medication.
IRON DICK
Does butt-rock exist?
Do you remember Coven?
Blessed is the Black…
It’s as long as my
arm, five times as thick, you’ll die
at the end of my…
Nameless desire grows
Spelling Bee heartlessly long
Phonics Monkey knows.
Spraying, pulsing, cream.
Ethereal like a dream.
Peter North strokes beam.