I can’t believe how much people whine about board performance, outages, etc.
Jesus, step away from the computer once in a while and go out among the three-dimensional people. The board’s down? Big whoop. Go do something else. It’s a message board, not your iron lung.
The taint, I am given to understand, is the tender fold of flesh between the anus and the scrotum that is characterized chiefly by its seam, which forms a pinched ridge where one hemisphere of the body joins the other.
T’ain’t your ass and t’ain’t your balls.
Sometimes this board is perfomance art.
You’d think she’d know THAT. 
Hmmm…
I missed all of you today. The board hasn’t gone down in a long time. I blame the weather.
How long was the board down? Less than a day? Sheesh, some MMOs have downtime every week and they pay even more than SDMB people does.
Well, that’s pretty disgusting.
Way to miss the point, bitchtits.
shut it, cunt!
Don’t hold back, DudleyGarrett, tell us how you really feel.
no u? :rolleyes:
I repeat. You are a tumor.
We’re just flinging insults now, right?
Eat a bag of dicks, Dudley. I seriously doubt that you work in any sort of data center.
It’s terrible that the board went down for any length of time to deprive us of the wonderful and witty contributions of that intellectual Dudley Garrett.
No, wait, what’s that word that’s sort of like intellectual? Oh, that’s right: idiot.
Dude, not for nothing but if you posted that it is because, you know, shit is working and all. That at least let’s you know that they paid for december. Just saying.
Considering that this is a pay optional message board, and this is right before Christmas, we are pretty lucky it got fixed any time before the 26th.
I can’t wait to see what Dudley does next if the cunt doesn’t oblige him and shut it.
Whinge harder, I suspect.
Honestly, I’m continually amazed at the level of vitriol whenever the boards hiccough, which hasn’t been much at all since the upgrade.
Some people are never happy, and determined to suck the rest of down into the depths of their petty little unfulfilled lives.
Oh, for fuck’s sake.
Sure, I had a twinge of anxiety today when an unfamiliar error showed up.
The problem was fixed within hours, so far as I can make out. (I checked throughout my lunch break, and then went back to work. Too busy to check in during working hours today.)
Got home to my nice warm SDMB. Ahhhhhh. This is a crisis?
Seriously: Shut the fuck up, you whiny, mealy-mouthed crybaby bitch.
Oh, and happy holidays and best wishes for the new year.
That’s the dark SIDE, the dark place is much less pleasant. And cookie free.