Did you have to restore the SDMB from floppies?

Not much. Just the usual splattering of hamster entrails around the server room.

Lord love a gerbil. I remember those days. Thank you for adding a few dozen more gray hairs to my head.

Can you imagine how twisted the OP’s knickers would be if the SDMB server were a CoCo 1 with 4k of memory and a single cassette machine for a bulk storage device?

Seriously, DudleyGarrett, I don’t think you know how good you have it.

I just want to know if you are Charter member, when the Board goes down - does it like, go *DOWN *on you?

When the SDMB DB crashes, please save Cafe Society recipe threads. The Pit and GD will refresh their content within 15 minutes or less.

Were that the case, I would’ve been damn sure to sign my husband up for a charter membership when they first went into effect. :smack:

Vagina dentata.

Yes, but there’s always hope that you’ll leave, and then the board will have one fewer.

Ain’t no passing craze.

I guess someone else misses Queen of Wands.

Yes. Although I’m enjoying Punch-n-Pie.

OP, you can safely ignore the criticisms you’ve received in this thread from seasoned posters, because each and every one of them keeps a dark secret in their heart: They too are unsatisfied with the lack of progress and basic maintenance around here. I personally like the tone of the question, and wish Jerry’s brain would snap out of the floppy era. If he has a brain, that is.

Punch-n-Pie is all right, but I don’t like it nearly as much as QoW. Don’t know why…I just always liked Kestrel a lot more than Angie.

And you have inside knowledge of Jerry’s abilities and work schedule-how?

Let alone knowing what lurks inside the minds of Dopers.

Awesome!
I rarely laugh hard these days.