OK, he’s either stupid, or a troll, or both. Agreed?
Oh, I have clearly closed more then fourteen threads.
(The actual net drain might be related to any hijacks I have started.)
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Maybe there should be a flashing banner at the top of GQ that says “Have you checked Google first?”
OK, it’s not flashing but there is this http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=149223
as the first sticky.
I’ve got 52/884=5.88235%. What’s so bad about starting threads, anyway?
Agreed. Stupid troll works for me.
3.632%
but wait, this post makes it 3.625% Glad I was able to limbo the critical 3.63% mark
Good thing I never read footnotes!*
I know who you’re thinking of, but I can’t summon her actual username now, of course. And since you mentioned it, when I typed that bit I thought ‘You really should make it a habit not to call someone a fucking moron unless you’re absolutely sure they are’, but I did it anyway. So for the record, I don’t actually have sufficient evidence to say that you are in a fact a fucking moron.
Digglebop (as until this thread I always read the name), on the other hand, could win awards in moronory.
I don’t care that he starts lots of threads. Some of them may even have some merit. But in general, he doesn’t read and follow the stickies, he posts stupid, often confusing GQs (and doesn’t bother to explain himself), and has admitted a few times to posting things just to see how we’d react (trollery at its finest).
Seems to me that he’s been walking on the wrong side of the “don’t be a jerk” line for some time now. Can anyone explain to me why he’s not gone yet?
0.014440433212996389891696750902527
Hmmmm…it will get lower, I hope.
tsfr
Fuck the numbers. I was once pitted for not starting enough threads.
(0.0022, incidentally, or one post in ~456)
I think all his posts are calculated to illicit just the kind of responses he gets.
The guy is an enigma.
In one post he says that he has had many, many hotties.
In another he says that "I am overweight, have heart problems and was addicted to pain killing drugs
Now it well may be that hotties are very, very, attracted to overweight cardiac arrest prone 30 year old guys who are a tad dim but somehow I just can’t see it .
Maybe it’s just me being jealous
It’s “elicit”. Posting crap to a message board isn’t illegal.
Second, he isn’t that smart. Even if he is, he’s still pretty goddamned stupid.
Yeah, you say “enigma,” I say “fucking liar” or “troll.”
Damnit :smack:
Oh I agree he probably is stupid. I just don’t think he is quite as stupid as he is letting on. I don’t think he really cares about the answers to the questions he asks. Guy just has no life and wants to be annoying.
It’s the giant penis that does it for him.
Dammit, I am jealous
It occurs to me that if diggleblop is still wanting his cock reduced in size then someone out there in Doperland must have the phone number and/or address of a certain Mrs. Bobbit. :eek:
Hell, she’d prolly do the job for free 
Posting claims on a message board does not make you an enigma!
All we know for sure about Diggleblop is that he contributes negatively to this board.