Diogenes, go take a nap

*Yo, my name is Dio
I get pitted all the time
But I become totally cool
When I make my posts rhyme

So even if I’m being jerk
And saying all kinds of shit
The words flow together
So you can just ignore it

You don’t need talent to rap
Yeah, that’s what I said
Hip-hop ain’t real music
End of thread*

Boo! Get off the stage!!

Except it was you who added to your own position early on by mischaracterizing us “Diogenes Attackers” (now with added quote tags!) as those who could not control ourselves. Which of course you knew was inaccurate. But carry on with your party because no matter how you try spin it, the fact is** Dio** is rude and disruptive according to most of us here…
In my most humble opinion.

Well, if that is what most of us here think, I suppose I should think so too.

Again, I’d like to direct Firefox users to this handy dandy add on that not only eliminates the original infestation, but destroys the nests and offshoots of the original pathogen*. Turns a 6 page bullshit blizzard into a page and a half of substantive discussion, and another page of pointing and laughing at the shitstorm.

'cause, we all have jobs and kids and books to read and scifi shows to watch. Life’s too short to put up with internet slap fights
*not yet available for Chrome, dammit

fail

And Israeli settlers are not criminals just because international law says so. Its just a horseshit law.

Trolling hypocrite.

Only if you try to sing it to the meter of Rio, as I first did. Then when I realized it was a rap, it rose to the level of mediocre.

Speaking of which , you could make a “His name is Dio” song. But I won’t, cause I’m not good at parody.

No you weren’t.

Yes.

I absolutely assert it, and anyone who disagrees with me is an ignorant idiot.

And I’m sure Dio doesn’t have the legs to be a showgirl.

Yes he does.

Only if it’s sung to the tune of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force theme song.

No, he doesn’t.

I liked when he claimed it was totally safe to drive while stoned, that he had done it plenty of times, and he offered us a site…from a pro-marjuana legalization website!!!

If you think that’s bad, he once told a guy who was seriously upset that his wife had suffered from a false pregnancy that said guy was “jerking us around,” that he was a baby and then Pitted the guy. Because there “was no baby to lose.” :rolleyes:

The only reason he doesn’t is because some bullshit musical director who was probably some kind of drugged out stooge for the Bushistas said he doesn’t. That guy didn’t know jack and I’m here to tell you that his legs make Tina Turner’s look like the back end of a knock-kneed donkey.

I never said that.

Yes you did.

No he didnt.

He might as well have.

Declarative sentences are fun!

Enjoy,
Steven