Guys, guys, can’t we all agree that I have the largest schlong in the SDMB? My post is my cite.

Declarative sentences are fun!
Enjoy,
Steven
No they’re not! :mad:
Declarative sentences, offered without qualification, threaten the foundations of my personality, unless most people agree with me.

Mtgman:
Declarative sentences are fun!
Enjoy,
StevenNo they’re not! :mad:
I’ve written declarative sentences before and as my experience is my cite, I assert forcefully that, yes, they are. Case closed.

Giraffe:
No they’re not! :mad:
I’ve written declarative sentences before and as my experience is my cite, I assert forcefully that, yes, they are. Case closed.
People who think this way are all mentally defective. What do you mean, provide a cite? I don’t need a cite. I don’t think that way, and I’m not mentally defective. So people who think that way are mentally defective. Q.E. fucking D.

::Checks calendar::
Yup, right on time.
One day short of five years exactly but we can call it a match if you like.
Enjoy,
Steven

mhendo:
Actually, if the money was being doled out in nickels, as you suggest, it would be impossible for you to have exactly $8.37, because your total would have to be divisible by 5.
Happy to help.
She got two pennies from Rand Rover.
Rand Rover giving someone money for nothing? That seems unlikely.

Cat_Whisperer:
::Checks calendar::
Yup, right on time.One day short of five years exactly but we can call it a match if you like.
Enjoy,
Steven
Cool! I just meant that we have a Dio Pitting about once a month or so, but having one on the five year anniversary is most excellent!

Larry_Borgia:
She got two pennies from Rand Rover.
Rand Rover giving someone money for nothing? That seems unlikely.
He charged her a nickel for them.

Cat_Whisperer:
Rand Rover giving someone money for nothing? That seems unlikely.
He charged her a nickel for them.
Cite?

Cool! I just meant that we have a Dio Pitting about once a month or so, but having one on the five year anniversary is most excellent!
I remember that thread well because it was when I began my humble campaign for him to change his username. I don’t talk about it much, but I still think it would be a good idea.
Enjoy,
Steven

bucketybuck:
No he didnt.
He might as well have.
There’s no room for “might” in a discussion involving Dio. Concepts are certain and determined and decisive!
Anyway, a few years or decades from now somebody will fuck his daughters and then maybe he’ll relax a bit when they don’t die as a result.
Out of interest ('cause I’m new) is that kind of response ok and usual… or just reserved for certain people? It just seems to be a bit harsh and personal.
You’ll have to be more specific - there’s a lot of harshness flying around.
This being the Pit… it’s both permitted and fun.
DtC says “Infertility is not a disability just because a judge says so.”
So the settlements are illegal just because a judge says so? :dubious:
Not a valid comparison. That would only work if I said that infertility was not legally a disability. I made no factual assertion about the law.
So the settlements are only legally illegal?

Anyway, a few years or decades from now somebody will fuck his daughters and then maybe he’ll relax a bit when they don’t die as a result.
It’s incredibly hypocritical for people to say shit lke this to me and then accuse ME of being the jerk.

So the settlements are only legally illegal?
What other kind of illegal is there?
O come on, I just zinged yer ass, bitch.
My favorite episode of the Dio Show so far was when someone said that shaving pubic hair was a “feminine” thing to do. Well, Dio wasn’t having any of that! He argued that pubic hair itself is feminine. And, of course, he just wasn’t getting it when people pointed out to him that men, as well as women, have pubic hair. Leading to this classic exchange:
Pubic hair is as feminine as developed breasts.
Well yeah, until you dig around and find a cock and balls in it.