My keyboard (I’m too lazy to get out of my chair) sez:
WARNING: improper or prolonged keyboard use may result in injury.
Do not insert head into loop. (Towel holder in bathroom)
On a can of Orange Glo: Not for use on floors, may make slippery.
On a bottle of OTC sleeping pills:
WARNING: May cause drowsiness
(I’m not making this up)
Do not insert head into loop??? That’s odd - and funny!
Alpine Sugar-Free Spiced Cider:
- Contributes a trivial amount of sugar (referring to the apple juice solids)
Weight Watchers Fruities:
EXCESS CONSUMPTION MAY HAVE A MILD LAXATIVE EFFECT
These are great! Keep them coming!
Noone Special that is simply awesome. Thanks.
Warning - Keep away from children.
Ignite lighter away from face and clothing. Be sure flame is completely out after each use. Contains flammable gas under pressure. Never puncture or put in fire. Do not keep lit for more than 30 seconds. Never expose to heat above 120 F (49 C) or to prolonged sunlight.
Crap, didn’t see lovelee’s post. Sorry about that.
-WARNING- This helmet will provide limited protection and reduce the force of falling objects from above that strike the top of the helmet.
Contact with energized electrical connectors (live wires) or equipment should be avoided. [duh!]
For best result dry clean only.
Caution: Damages caused by the use of Non-Genuine Eureka parts are not covered by the Eureka Limited Warranty.
Caution: Staples have sharp points for easy penetration so handle with care. Keep out of reach of children.
Caution: To prevent electrical shock, disconnect electrical cord before servicing.
This device complies with part 15 of the FCC rules. Operation is subject to the following two conditions: (1) this device may not cause harmful interference and (2) this device must accept any interference received that may cause undesired operation.
That’s all I can find at arm’s length in my office, anyway…
My bag of little boxes of Sun-Maid® raisins doesn’t have that. It does say, “Raisins are mechanically stemmed and may contain an occasional grape stem or wood piece.”
Long ago, I saw a plastic dry-cleaning bag that warned, “To avoid suffocation, keep away from babies and small children.” That’s when I got a vasectomy. 