I think an Indiana Jones - Scrooge McDuck crossover would be awesome.
This is what I remember, too. Could not tell you where I got that from, as this was looooong before the internet, so…it had to have been actual news, somewhere, for so many people to ‘remember’ this thing that somehow is being denied.
And oddly enough, it’s 30 years later…![]()
"Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess,
so I’m gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess,
but I know I’ll be coming back someday,
I’ll be playing this part 'til I’m old and gray
The long-term contract that I had to sign
said I’ll be making these movies 'til the end of time
with my Yoda,
yo-yo-yo-yo-Yoda…"
-Al Yankovic, “Yoda”
IIRC (no guarantees!), Lucas said something to that effect just after the release of Empire, with its “Episode 5” or whatever it was, in the intro. There obviously needed to be a response to “WTF is that all about?” and my recollection is that that was part of it.
Al Yankovic clearly seems to have had that concept in mind when he wrote “Yoda.”
A bit of Google-fu leads to a wiki article that references what we are recalling and how it has morphed around since:
(Bolding mine.)
Thanks! I was afraid to google around, 'cause what little I did brought up so many different things I couldn’t figure out what might have been real, what might have been wishful thinking, and what might have been just trolling, lol.
Howard and Donald cannot inhabit the same universe.
No one can fuck up Star Wars more than George Lucas has, Disney has been known to makes some good films…from time to time.
Eh, the prequels were not despite Georges insistence. Unless you mean films with infanticide, domestic violence, triple amputation, guy burning alive, anesthesia less surgery and death by child birth are for kids?
Try reading Grimm’s Fairy Tales sometimes.
I remember reading about it in Time magazine in the early '80s. Siskel and Ebert talked about it as well, including Mark Hamill’s being signed to appear as Luke Skywalker around 2000 or 2001 (this was, I think, right after Jedi came out).
BTW, have they said it’s an episode VII, or just a seventh film? Because, if it’s the latter, then please let it be a Knights of the Old Republic or Force Unleashed adaptation.
That’s what I was referring to, actually. It flopped, sure, but a lot of that movie is exactly what a new Star Wars should be, since it was a pretty faithful adaptation of the exact type of material that Star Wars descends from. I’d also assume that the Star Wars name basically inoculates a movie against failure.
This is true, according to the Poultry Exclusion Principle.
I SO want this to be my sig line. ![]()
Figure out how to get a title, and be Darth Binky ![]()
Star Wars Episode 7 is included in the press release with that name.
Hmmm… isn’t Christopher Nolan pretty free these days? Just sayin’. 
And these can either be pretty bad or halfway decent. I’m not expecting great, however - the original trilogy kind of ends on the perfect note, anything directly afterwards wouldn’t nearly be as satisfying (IMO, of course).
Good god, has anyone really cared about Star Wars since 1999?
Well, maybe that’s just me, but my illusions were dashed that year, and I wasn’t all that attached to them re Star Wars, so I got over it. Why hasn’t everyone else? Why does anyone care about this stuff 13 years after George L took a wizz on the franchise with Ep 1 and kept wizzing through two more movies, then wizzed on the original with those stupid revisions? Why is this coveted intellectual property? It seems as used up as a kleenex in an allergy convention.
Phew! OK, I’m done now, please forgive my excess. 
More to the point: what other franchises is Disney getting beyond Star Wars and Indy? Are there hidden profitable/exploitable bits that aren’t apparent? If it’s just SW and Indy, I think they got gypped.
Well at this point I don’t think the date is set in stone and Whedon might be prepared to reduce his role in the ABC series if it meant snagging a Star Wars film. I am sure he is very high on the list given that he has already worked with Disney and that Avengers was a staggering box-office success well above any other superhero movie. His writing credentials are also a plus.
I wonder if Brad Bird is going to be hurt by the failure of John Carter which was directed by another Pixar director: Andrew Stanton. I agree he would be a good choice though.
What about Peter Jackson? He is a big Star Wars fan and he will be finsished with the Hobbit in 2014.
And can we rule out James Cameron? IIRC he was also inspired to become a filmmaker by Star Wars.
Basically there is a whole bunch of middle-aged directors who grew up with Star Wars and for whom this would be a dream project.