There are signs around here for STUMP GRINDING with a phone number. Passing one of these signs, I asked if this was for tree work or a disability fetish. Seven minutes later the friend started laughing hysterically.
Since it was bumped I’m reading this thread
I misread this line as the Craftsman model that you were recommending.
WTF did they start making those; when they were still owned by Sears or can you get them at the Orange/Blue big box hardware stores today? What aisle?
I use you,
For breathing and for smells.
When I wax my nose hairs,
I touch myself.
That reminded me of my friend’s boyfriend who said he saw a newspaper ad (this was in the 1980s) that said “16 Inch Softball Players Wanted.” He said, “Where are they going to find enough of those to make an actual team?”
(rimshot)