Fuck yes!
I have in the past posted total shit,started fights and have degenerated into rambling incoherrance whilst pissed.
Ooops sorry thats me sober,I’ll get my coat.
No. I don’t drink or use drugs.
Yes, but as I only very very rarely get truly drunk off my ass (I think the last times was at my friend’s pre-wedding bash in 2005 when her fiance had to put me in a cab and pay the cabbie up front because I was too out of it to responsibly handle cash), it’s not a huge deal. More like, I have a couple glasses of wine and start thinking it’s a good idea to join in Pit threads. Now, I LOVE the Pit (it is my favorite forum, by far), but I don’t usually post in it that much because I’m not really a confrontational person by nature. Just a little bit of alcohol seems to remove that barrier.
I’ve never posted anything I wouldn’t have thought, at least, while totally sober.
Here? I don’t think I ever have.
I used to frequent a forum that encouraged drunk posting, though. That was pretty fun. But then it was a pretty small forum with only about 20 members, and we were all pretty good friends so even if something completely stupid and regrettable was posted, we were all trusting of each other to not stress much about it.
Last time I did was the last time I drank, round about seven years ago. The night I decided to stop since this neat chick I was beginning to date seriously was in recovery, and as things were turning a little toward permanence. I was a serious drinker, too, and no good was going to come of that in the long run, as well. Married now, two kids, and aside from a Long Island Ice Tea I got one night when I ordered a normal iced tea (Chicago DopeFest) and it took me a sip to figure it out, nothing since. Thread titled “In which UncleBill is toasted… for the last time” memorialized the event, but it was lost. I drank all the beer I had in the apartment, just to be sure.
Some time ago, pre-election, I sent a UK acquaintance a link to electoral-vote.com. At one point during the campaign Virginia went from red to blue and part of our conversation centered on “Holy shit! VA went blue!”. He didn’t get it.
Several drinks later I tried to start a somewhat serious/somewhat lighthearted “why does that state vote that way” thread and … uh … failed. And was way too embarassed to attempt to salvage it.
Also? A belated and/or progressive thanks and apologia to anyone who ever did or will answer one of my inane questions only to find I didn’t/do not return to the thread.
Hm. After a little bit of searching it seems to me that the only reason I don’t slink away in shame is simply because of Homer’s monkey butler thread. If only tomndebb had locked down my state voting thread instead of moving it…
I’m so drunk right now… lol. This is great. I just spouted off a loooooooong rambling nonsense string of IMs to a friend of mine and she just nonchalantly signed off.
So here I am.
I LOVE YOU STRAIGHT DOPE!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I’m so gonna regret this when I’m sober. erp.
Right now! Usually when I’m drunk at home, I feel pretty pissed off because I come home alone all the time. At least I cam still check my spelling.
Or can I?
I wish I had more wine here, but I am staying with my folks.
Drinking makes me happy 
All the time. At least once a week.
Luckily though my wireless in Mexico gave out just as I was hitting “send” on a post last week. Cursing at the jungle wireless was the last thing I remember until waking, when I discovered 8 margaritas charged to my room. I don’t think I was personally responsible for all of them, but of course I cannot be sure.