Agreed. One of the grossest posts I’ve ever read here and that’s saying something.
Google “high schools near me”
mmmmmmmm, crusty.
Oh I’ve been grumpy since I was 8.
And TY to you and ThelmaLou. Things happen.
But bats, man. Gotta watch for the bats. Also cobwebs. 
A new question for Cecil - what is the sound of one hand fapping?
I read the post as a joke. But I moderated on a kink website for quite a while, so unless someone yells “NON-CONSENSUAL GUNPLAY WITH REAL SCHOOLCHILDREN!”, not much makes me think twice.
When Linda Ellerbee was hosting NBC News’ Overnight, she was in a relationship with a guy who worked days. She wrote in her autobiography that they came to an agreement that only one of them had to actually be awake for sex.
Didja see my username? You actually think I’d have any issues with cobwebs?
Also, my ex had bats (but they were in her belfry). :dubious:
Close my eyes and think of Eng…oops that was the queen.
I chose “Depends on the situation.”
Usually, we don’t plan on sex. One of us initiates it spur of the moment and it goes from there.
Occasionally, my wife will hop in the shower and/or ask me if I’m going to take a shower at a (for us) weird time. If she does either, we’ll both take showers and I know she has something “special” planned.
One thing we always do is make sure the bedroom door is locked. The kids don’t know how to knock before they enter.
Peace - DESK
Edited because I didn’t type the exact choice I picked correctly