What’s wrong with “slutty?”
It goes far beyond slutty, in fact it shares characteristics with the activity involving a bucket described in the OP.
I pity her poor husband if he didn’t know she was so pathetic before he married her.
I feel really sorry for that woman’s husband overlyverbose. A repressed partner who refuses to even entertain the thought of love and lust’s possiblilities can be incredibly frustrating.
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I guess mentioning chocolate sauce, strawberries and sex all in the same sentence (and the thought behind all three) is out of the question, eh?
I have known a couple of girls who said doggie style was bad because it’s like he would rather look at your ass than your face because that way they could daydream about hotter chicks without being distracted.
It doesn’t really explain why any other position would be bad though. I think this lady is a nut. Does she have to be in the missionary position to give this non-slutty blowjob too or can she get her ass up in the air for that one? She’s nuts.
LOL, go for it, might be entertaining=) watching the total brain meltdown of really stuffy peoploe can be fun 
what? not like I am the only person here who does it now and then
Strange. I don’t agree with her, but on the other hand I don’t think this alone is any reason to sever ties with the woman…assuming there havent been other problems with her. A lot of people have irrational hang-ups about sex. If her spouse can tolerate her strange beliefs, why should it bother anyone else?
Did you miss the part where this woman said overlyverbose is no better than a whore?
Man, I was fully expecting a link to some incredibly pervy fetish gear type site but it’s exercise and health equipment. I’m gonna have to go poke around the Stockroom to make up for it…
That scene from the Sopranos where Tony’s sister is ramming her mobster boyfriend Raphie up the ass with a furiously buzzing dildo, while she pretends to be his pimp, and Ralphie pretends to be a cheap little “hoo-ar”.
That was pretty slutty sexual position.
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There is a bit in Terms of Endearment where John Lithgow is bemoaning his wife not having sex with him because “she can’t have any weight on her.” Debra winger suggest her getting on top but he dismisses it since he’s already asked about a hundred times and his wife has refused.
overlyverbose, I think you need to get a few wine coolers in your friend so you can discuss degrees of sluttiness in more detail… then report back to us. If blow jobs aren’t slutty does it make a difference in the blower spits or swallows? Is she game for the old pearl necklace or is having your freshly applied coat of Mary Kay soiled by a load of man-goo slutty? …especially with red lipstick. IMHO I think your friend needs your help. Inside this fridid, repressed woman is a stark raving, drunken spring break bimbo, here’s my tits - gimme some Mardi Gras beads, ankles crossed behind her head, clear-heel wearing slut struggling to get out.
In all seriousness if you are right about this being because she has a poor body self image that is a shame. Does she see playboy centerfolds and think she isn’t sexually desirable because she doesn’t look like that? Hell, they don’t look like that in real life. The vast majority of women look nothing like that and they are damn sure desireable.
But in response to the OP I think doggie style is slutty if it’s actually with a dog.
“In bed”, no. On the street corner, under the street light, yes.
I’d like to think that even Mrs. Caroline Ingalls did it more way than just the missionary positions. Jeez.
(prehaps doggie style with a ball gag maybe? That Charles can be one twisted Mother F’er)
Is it still “missionary” if your knees are up on his shoulders, but you’re still lying on your back? Just wonderin’. 'Cause the “missionary” I see in movies, where she’s on her back but her legs are more or less straight out and still contacting the bed - never quite got the logistics of that one working for me. Maybe it 'cause I actually have thighs.
See, laying on my back with my partner stradling my shoulders while I’m giving him a blowjob (I’m assuming this is what you mean) feels rather “slutty” to me. It also feels like I’m trapped, and uncomfortable for reasons related to my own rape years ago. I much prefer to give a blowjob with the man lying or sitting down.
But I’m well aware that it’s my own foible, and I’m sure not going to accuse anyone who enjoys it, or any other consenting activity, of being “no better than a whore.”
Well that would depend on if you just met the dog or if you were in a committed realtionship.
That does seem to be the thinking. But my goodness. Guys (and girls) can daydream about other people at any point. You have to be pretty insecure to think your lover will forget all about you the second he’s not looking right into your face. (Or to put it another way, if you have reason to think that, doggie style may not be the biggest of your problems).